This morning on the interstate... |
...I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new BMW (one of those sexy ones) doing 65 mph, with her face up next to her rear view mirror, putting on her eyeliner. I looked away for a ...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 12:46:00 GMT |
Date Rape Drug |
Be on the lookout! Police warn all male clubbers, party-goers, and unsuspecting pub regulars to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. A date rape drug on the market, called "...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 20:12:00 GMT |
AIN'T IT THE TRUTH!! |
I started the day early having set my alarm clock (MADE IN JAPAN) for 6am. While my coffeepot (MADE IN CHINA) was perking, I shaved with my electric razor (MADE IN HONG KONG). I pu...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 06:36:00 GMT |
Chicks |
Women should be obscene and not heard.
Posted by on Fri, 26 May 2006 16:26:00 GMT |
A Way To Get Yourself Home Safely While Shitfaced..USE AAA |
Props to MattFromMansfield from FoundryMusic for this gem...
Ever been out drinking, and the drink count gets away from you? You have your car outside, and your totally fucked up. A simple solution to...
Posted by on Fri, 26 May 2006 16:17:00 GMT |
Too bad |
Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.
Posted by on Fri, 27 Jan 2006 16:33:00 GMT |
