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Are Crossovers/Epic Events for the Casual Reader?

While the question is not as old as whether Greedo or Han shot first, this debate on how many titles you need to read to truly understand universe changing event books has been a focal point for the ...
Posted by on Fri, 19 Sep 2008 13:23:00 GMT

AVERAGE JOE 1 PREVIEW PAGES

Hi welcome to my comic book brain child AVERAGE JOE. This is my first attempt at a book, so while I’m definitely looking for feedback, I really want to find an artist and God willing a publisher...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Mar 2008 08:15:00 GMT

The Twelve 2 Review

As previously published on Ain't It Cool News by my alter ego Optimous Douche:Last week in the Talkbacks, Barking Frog received a heaping pile of "talk" flung at him for his review of ALL STAR BATMAN ...
Posted by on Mon, 18 Feb 2008 14:20:00 GMT

Project Superpowers 0 Review

As previously published on Ain't It Cool News by my alter ego Optimous Douche:I hate magic. I hate magic in all of its permutations both in the real world and comic books. My hatred for magic in the r...
Posted by on Mon, 18 Feb 2008 14:18:00 GMT

Y The Last Man Review - For My Comic Buds

Title: Y: The Last ManWriter: Brian K. VaughanPenciler: Pia GuerraPublisher: VertigoReviewer: Optimous DoucheClosure. It seems like almost a taboo word when comics are concerned. Superman has been spe...
Posted by on Thu, 31 Jan 2008 16:10:00 GMT

The Folded Pieces of Paper that Foretold Your Destiny

There were a few constants I could rely on ever year during elementary school.   The first was being chided and ridiculed on "heritage" day when I told people my Grandmother came off the boat fr...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Dec 2007 00:19:00 GMT

Turkey Genocide Resolution - Thank God We Have Congress

I just read this story on CNN - White House: Genocide resolution would hurt relations with key ally The ally in question is Turkey. The resolution currently being debated by the House is whether to l...
Posted by on Wed, 10 Oct 2007 11:20:00 GMT

Corporate Phrases That Must End!!!!!

There are a countless number of phrases in the corporate lexicon that make my blood boil and turn me from a placid Bill Bixby into a roid raging green skinned Lou Ferrigno. Here are just a few.  ...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 06:08:00 GMT

Why I Left Comics in the 90s

This was in response to a post on Ain't It Cool News about why comics crashed in the 1990's. One other shining example of the "90's Gone Wrong" had to be the anti-climatic culmination of Jim Shooter's...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Sep 2007 05:56:00 GMT

Help our Cheerleaders get to nationals! No, I wont, and heres why&.

Having lived in various areas of rural suburbia, I've noticed from one cozy hamlet to the next that there are certain themes rubber stamped across every suburban town in Pennsylvania and New Jersey. ...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 07:33:00 GMT