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Kid Kadaver

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About Me

Me and my friends comprise the Guerilla movie studio(?) Iron Fiend Films, which has yet to have a mainstream release( but we'll get there dammit!). If by any chance you live in Puerto Rico and see a guy or girl walking around your neighborhood slathered in blood, with about 3 other dudes around them, chances are thats us.Hoping to explode soon, just follow the blood trail to the movie theater( or the bargain bin).
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This guy is the real deal. It doesn't get more, crazy, disgusting, insane, brutal, or psychotic more than this. He is the servant to Dr. Satan. He will chew you up and spit you back out. Literally.
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If i was a serial killer i would be Jack the Ripper .

Jack the Ripper, by far the most notorious killer of all time. What would drive a man to kill 5 prostitutes, surgically mutilate the bodies, then stop, to never be heard from again? Most of the murders were pretty much the same, the victim had her throat cut and her abdomen exposed, the intestines were placed over her right shoulder and sometimes a kidney or even the heart had been removed.
Jack the RIpper's murders are still unsolved.
Kill count: 5
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Your Life: The Soundtrack
Opening credits: Nobody but Me- The Human Beinz
Waking up: Wave of Mutilation- The Pixies
Average day: Down on the street- The Stooges
First date: young folks- Peter, Bjorn and John
Falling in love: Little Red Riding Hood- The Meteors
Love scene: Underwater Love- Smoke City
Fight scene: Knights of Cydonia- Muse
Breaking up: Saturday Night- The Misfits
Getting back together: I Want You Around- The Ramones
Secret love: Me and Mrs.Jones- Billy Paul
Life's okay: Little Busters- The Pillows
Mental breakdown: Autosuficiencia- Paralisis Permanente
Driving: Jack the ripper- Link Wray
Learning a lesson: King without a Crown- Matisyahu
Deep thought: Toma Sawyer- Rush
Flashback: Psychotic Reaction- Count Five
Partying: Everybody's in the place- The Prodigy
Happy dance: Do you Wanna Dance- The Ramones
Regreting: Sinners- The Cramps
Long night alone: Headhunter- Front242
Death scene: Morte di un Soldato- Ennio Morricone
Closing credits: Wicked World- Osaka Popstar
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Name: Sebastian
Birthday: 10-4-1988
Birthplace: Santurce
Current Location: Bayamon
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: brown (but often mistaken for black)
Height: 6 '2
Right Handed or Left Handed: right...but i use the left for other stuff ;)
Your Heritage: puertorrican ( but there's some french in there too)
The Shoes You Wore Today: Boots
Your Weakness: sad girls.....and puppies( did i say that out loud?)
Your Fears: snakes
Your Perfect Pizza: pepperoni/green peppers/bacon
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: make a damn movie!
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: yeah
Thoughts First Waking Up: " the fuck did ido last night"
Your Best Physical Feature: my eyes?....i've been told
Your Bedtime: whenever the sleep aids kick in
Your Most Missed Memory: the womb
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffe
Do you Smoke: yes....too much actually
Do you Swear: Fuck yes
Do you Sing: yes, but i'll spare you
Do you Shower Daily: yes...thats a weird question!
Have you Been in Love: yes
Do you want to go to College: yes
Do you want to get Married: if someone will give me the time
Do you belive in yourself: depends on what i'm triying to acomplish
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: to a certain degree
Are you a Health Freak: no.....i do some pretty unhealthy things
Do you get along with your Parents: when they choose to
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes, until the power goes out...then they suck
Do you play an Instrument: the bass...barely
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: oh my yes!
In the past month have you Smoked: enought to guarantee lung cancer
In the past month have you been on Drugs: ....
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no....happy now?
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes..did i buy anything? no
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: ONLY A box!? hahahhahaha
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: yes i made a lot of monet..erm..uh..scratch that, no i have'nt
In the past month have you been Dumped: no..you need a girlfriend for that to happen
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no...you think this is the "summer of love" or something?
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: ....
Ever been Drunk: too much
Ever been called a Tease: never...is that bad?
Ever been Beaten up: once or twice...but they're dead now
Ever Shoplifted: no...why, you a cop?
How do you want to Die: Quickenning
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Director
What country would you most like to Visit: Japan, Germany, Amsterdam...any other freaky euro destination
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: does not matter
Favourite Hair Color: Black, Neon Red, Blue, Green....
Short or Long Hair: does not matter
Height: do not care
Weight: healthy....anorexic's suck ( don't do it, it's bad)
Best Clothing Style: Black...leather....
Number of Drugs I have taken: ....
Number of CDs I own: a lot
Number of Piercings: zero...for now
Number of Tattoos: zero...for now
Number of things in my Past I Regret: i dont want to give you nightmares
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My Interests

Movies, watching'em, making'em, talking about'em. I pretty much enjoy stretching my creativity, commiting it to film( or in this case DV tapes) and just making movies with my friends. Aside from that i pretty much just hang out....thats all.

I'd like to meet:

Christopher Lee ( while he is still in the realm of the living). GOD( and ask him: "hey Deus, is there a plan or are you just winging it?"), Jhonen Vasquez( seems like a nice lad), Uwe Boll( and shove every copy of "House of the Dead" up his ass), Angela Bettis( thats "May" to you common folk) Too Many others to name

Music:

The Misfits(both new and old),Samhain(and Danzig of course!), 45 Grave,Paralisis Permanente,Blitzkid, Calabrese, BalzacDead Kennedys,Ramones, Iggy Pop, The Velvet Underground, The White Stripes, Bauhaus, Siouxie and The Banshees, Depech Mode, Morrissey, The Cure, Echo and The Bunnymen, Wolfsheim,Christian Death,Guitar Wolf( Lock & Loooolllllll!!!),Black Flag, Circle Jerks, Minor Threat, AFI, Son of Sam, The Buzzcocks( even though they're the precursors to EMO!), Bad Brains,The Dammed, Sex Pistols,Roy Orbison, Johnny Cash, Elvis( and it aint Costello im talking about!), Jerry Lee Lewis, Chuck Berry, The Del Vikings, Tiger Army, Horrorpops, Nekromantix, Guana Batz, The Sharks, Mad Sin, Demented are Go!, Koffin Kats, Starlight Wranglers, Gutter Demons, The Meteors, Reverend Horton Heat, Mr. Monster, The Cramps,Wednesday 13 and Murderdolls, Rob Zombie, Motorhead, Iron Maiden, Dio, Judas Priest, Led Zepellin, Slayer, Lamb of God, Helloween, Testament, Pantera, Metallica, Slipknot, GWAR , Hammerfall( guilty pleasure...Shut Up!!), Edguy( I said Shut Up!!), Tierra Santa, X Japan, Malize Meizer, Marilyn Manson, Dimmu Borgir, Cradle of Filth( Before Dani melted his vocal chords),Rammstein,Icon of Coil, Panzer AG, Combichrist, Front 242, KMFDM, Prodigy, Skinny puppy, Hocico, Zeromancer, Ministry, Wumpscut, Alien Sex Fiend, Diva Destruction,Polysics, Aphex Twin,Count five, James Chance and the contortions, The MC5, X, The Clash, Blondie, Joy Division, The Bravery, Interpol, Electric six, The Killers, Modest Mouse... width="425" height="350" .... width="425" height="350" ..
Horror Punk! Tho often mistaken for a goth, you're heart is in
punk. You just have a more fun approach to it.
Makeup, leather, studs & spikes, and a
halloween is everyday attitude, make you a fun
person to be around! Bands of this genre are
most commonly the Misfits, and related bands.
Check out www.deathrock.com/antiworld for a
great Northwest band!

What type of punk are you?
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Movies:

Tetsuo: The Iron Man, Oldboy, Sympathy for Mr. Vengeance, Ichi the Killer, Bad Guy, A Snake Of June, Onibaba, Gozu, Tale of two sisters, Audition, Battle Royale, Bullet Ballet, Three...extremes,Wild Zero, Versus, Stacy, Save the Green Planet, Tokyo The Last Megalopolis, Kwaidan, Zebraman, Godzilla(ALL OF THEM) Hero, Ong-Bak, Black Mask, Kung Fu Hustle, Shaolin Soccer, Casshern,Akira, Ghost in the Shell, Spirited Away, Princess Mononoke, The End of Evangelion, Maccross Plus, Perfect Blue, Tokyo Godfathers, Blood, Donnie Darko, Dark City, Saw( 1&2), The Devils Rejects, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre( origina version)American Psycho,The Wicker Man, Universal Monster movies, Hammer monster movies, movies from Mondo Macabro, Santo movies, This Island Earth, Plan 9 from Outer Space, Robot Monster,The Abominable Dr. Phibes, The Omega Man, House of Wax (Vincent Price Version!!), Nosferatu, Metropolis, The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari, Der Mude Tod, Psycho, The Last House on the Left, The Excorcist, Halloween, Romero's Dead trilogy, Evil Dead trilogy, Return of the Living Dead, Suspiria , Tenebrae, Deep Red, Opera,Zombie, The Last Horror Movie, May, Willard, Re-Animator, From Beyond, Dagon, Bad Taste, Dead Alive, Cannibal Holocaust, Troma Movies, Shaun of the Dead, The Lost Skeleton of Cadavara, Bubba Ho-Tep, The Shining, Aftermath, Hostel, Cabin Fever, Near Dark, The Hitcher, Se7en, Resevoir Dogs and the other Tarantino Flicks, Sin City,Chinatown, Casablanca, L.A. Confidential, The Warriors, Dead Beat at Dawn, Enter Zombie King, Taxi Driver, Fight Club, Fargo, The Big Lebowski, Raising Arizona, Naked Lunch, The Rules of Attraction, Velvet Goldmine, The Filth and The Fury, Punk: Attitude, Bowling for Columbine, Farenheit 911, Brazil,The Adventures of Baron Munchausen, Monty Python and The Holy Grail, And Now for Something Completley Different, The Meaning of Life, Life of Brian, The Fisher King, The Secret Adventures of Tom Thumb,A Nightmare Before Christmas, James and The Giant Peach, Beetlejuice, Edward Scissorhands, Vincent, King of the Ants, Ginger Snaps,The Crow, Irreversible( although a tad pretencious), The Vanishing( dutch version), Thriller: they call her one eye,The Good The Bad and The Ugly, Blue Velvet, ERASERHEAD,Mullholland Drive, Wild at Heart, Barton Fink, Crash( the Cronenberg one), Full Metal Jacket, Locked stocked and two smoking barrels, Snatch, Malena, Cronos, The Devils Backbone, Accion Mutante,Y tu Mama Tambien, Man Bites Dog, Eskimo Limon, El Mar Adentro, El sexo y Lucia, Haute Tension( up until the ending, that is), Rock N' Roll High School, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, SLC Punk!, The Great Rock n Roll Swindle, 24 hour Party People, Pi,A Scanner Darkly the Green Mile, The Shawshank Redemption, Requiem for a Dream, Ghost World, The Breakfast Club, Adaptation, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Being John Malkovitch, Napoleon Dynamite, Shadow of the Vampire, Begotten,Interview with a Vampire, Life is Beautifull, Heavenly Creatures, The Last Supper, Women On the verge of a nervous breakdown, IFear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Boogie Nights, Clerks, Dogma, Chasing Amy, Mallrats, From Hell( Ian Holm, Kicking ass as always), Desperado, Foxy Brown, Black Mama White Mama, Sugar Hill( the Zombie one), Ed Wood, Mars Attacks!, Empire of the Sun, The Dreamers, B.Monkey.......I'm forgetting a shit load!

Television:

-Adult Swim -Battlestar Galactica -Peep Show -South Park -Doctor Who -Masters of Horror -The Twilight Zone -Human Giant -Nip/Tuck -paranormal documentaries

Books:

-Choke -Aura -Brave New World( Dystopian fun for the whoal family), -The Outsiders, -Frankenstein, -Riding the Bullet, -Red Dwarf, -Angels & Demons, -La Charca( Whoa! thats Depresing!), -La Gallina Degollada, -La Hojarasca, -Oedipus Rex, -Antigona, -The Iliad, -The Odyssey, -Dagon, -The Most Dangerous Game.OK, now it's just graphic novels from here on out: The Crow,The Watchmen,V for Vendetta,Sin City: Hard Good bye,Batman: The Dark Knight Returns,Marvels,30 Days of Night.

Heroes:

BrendanH.P. LovecraftChan Wook Park,Dario Argento,Shinya TsukamotoTakashi MiikeBruce Campell,Eli RothKevin Smith,Lloyd Kaufman,Rob Zombie,The MisfitsThe CrampsThe Ramones,Alan Moore,Peter Jackson,

My Blog

My top 10 Psychos

What you are about to see is a list of the characters that i consider to be the sickest, the cruelest, the most twisted psychopaths (sociopaths in some cases) to have ever graced the silver screen. So...
Posted by Kid Kadaver on Sat, 26 Nov 2005 01:30:00 PST

Review: King of the Ants

" the ants'll keep on doing what they do and we'll keep on doing what we do." Ok, so a while back i'm strolling through Blockbuster video looking for anything interesting to rent, when i spot a "new ...
Posted by Kid Kadaver on Fri, 25 Nov 2005 01:43:00 PST