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Shelly

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About Me

There's a lotta things about me you don't know anything about, Dottie. Things you wouldn't understand. Things you couldn't understand. Things you shouldn't understand. I'm a loner, Dottie, a rebel. "wit is the denial of suffering" - s. freud

My Interests

crap... i hate listing things about myself. figure it out yourselfsometimes it's like someone took a knife, edgy and dull, and cut a six-inch valley through the middle of my soul

I'd like to meet:

people who are hip...and this fella... not only is sufjan stevens a multi-talented intellectual (which is so hot), i also read that he enjoys "knitting, crocheting, weaving, quilting, cleaning." ::sigh::

Music:

man... more lists... err... poopalright, i like more stuff than i can name so here are the biggies for me: belle and sebastian, arcade fire, broken social scene, deathcab for cutie, the smiths, sufjan stevens, tori amos, magnetic fields, elliot smith, madonna, meatloaf... yeah and since i'm a theatre geek, you will often hear me humming/singing rent or les miserable or chicago or cabaret.

Movies:

forrest gump and amelie and BORAT

Television:

Da Ali G Show, curb your enthusiaum, seinfeld, snl, lost, the sopranos, upright citizens brigade, arrested development

Books:

you'll always find me with a book. i'm naked without. Currently reading: Another Roadside Attraction. Favs - Helter Skelter, Memoirs of a Geisha, The Green Mile, Still Life With Woodpecker, Middlesex, Valley of the Dolls, A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius, Whoever Fights Monsters, Wuthering Heights, anything written by Shel Silverstein and David Sedaris and Kurt Vonnegut. i'm also a sucker for Agatha Christie mysteries

Heroes:

Madonna (duh) and ME. and sacha baren cohen is not just my hero, he's my god.

My Blog

the good american

"Those of you who know me, even in the slightest, may perchance have noticed my appreciation of the smaller things in life. For instance, I love to laugh. I also love releasing a hearty poop at least ...
Posted by Shelly on Sun, 25 Nov 2007 07:04:00 PST

when life hands you lemons...

squirt its citric acid in someone's eye, preferably in the eye of the person who handed you the lemon. cause i mean...what the fuck man? a lemon! what am i? an 8 year old on a hot day in need of three...
Posted by Shelly on Tue, 23 Oct 2007 10:51:00 PST

so it goes.

Last Tuesday, my Beta fish Kiwi committed suicide. Why? Although I'll never really know the answer, I like to think that he just couldn't take anymore of the cruelty pervading our little world. Mayb...
Posted by Shelly on Fri, 13 Jul 2007 07:54:00 PST

a day in the life

My mother once expressed interest in seeing where I work and what I do on a typical day. I said "you should come visit me sometime."  She replied with an "ehhhh." i guess laziness is hereditary b...
Posted by Shelly on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 03:24:00 PST

SLO

Although Los Angeles summers can begin as early as March (weather-wise), "Summer" for me doesn't start until a general sense of urgency is replaced with feelings of ease and warm gaiety. Since I'm out...
Posted by Shelly on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 04:13:00 PST

Metro = Weirdos + Shelly

Ok so the metro freaks are starting to get to me. Wait. Before getting into this rant, I need to establish the fact that I enjoy my daily train rides. It's ME time; a time when I can sit undistrac...
Posted by Shelly on Tue, 08 May 2007 01:57:00 PST

Dear lord... coachella

ok, here are the pictures. Shake your dick, Shake your Tits!  and also, see here for the first time ever - the official coachella video, aka the gabe hernandez show. i eventually plan on adding a...
Posted by Shelly on Tue, 01 May 2007 10:05:00 PST

Other Such Tales of Merriment

Does this remind anyone else of high school? I found it in the "Don't" section of this month's Vice Magazine. I understand it's "don't"ness; using a can to smoke weed is probably the worst way to go a...
Posted by Shelly on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 09:57:00 PST

The good ol' days...

I'll never forget the time I got caught stealing watermelons from old Mr. Barnslow's watermelon patch. I was with my friend Bobby. We were giggling so hard I thought I'd wet my pants! At first we trie...
Posted by Shelly on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 10:40:00 PST

a successful event

oh the debauchery... hoLYthe players...MelissaJamieMeAlisaMarissa & BrittanyCrystalShanaKourtneymore pictures... Ladies Limo Night...
Posted by Shelly on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 05:09:00 PST