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My name's not Evan

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About Me

I'm 15 years old, I like rock music and i hate like 99% of rap. I'm 5'9 or 5'10 somethin like that. I think wiggers and Jon Noce are gay. Basically you'll probably find me to be quite boring, or maybe exciting, which ever sounds funnier. I'm currently involved in a porn that has a horse named Ted in it. If you are interested please contact me
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Evan Hopton
Birthday: February 5th, 1991
Birthplace: Morgantown
Current Location: Carmichaels
Eye Color: Green
Hair Color: Black or Dark Brown
Height: 5'9" or 5'10"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Nah
The Shoes You Wore Today: Converse
Your Weakness: probably girls
Your Fears: heights & being alone
Your Perfect Pizza: lots of cheese and pepporoni and sausage
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Dunno
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: Fuck this
Your Best Physical Feature: my huge titties what kinda question is that
Your Bedtime: Whenever i'm tired
Your Most Missed Memory: Bein a little kid and having no responsibilities
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: MacDonalds
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: fuck tea it sucks
Chocolate or Vanilla: dunno, either
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino
Do you Smoke: nope
Do you Swear: Fuck no what the fuck you shit faced asshole piss drinker
Do you Sing: When i'm drunk, and to myself in the shower
Do you Shower Daily: Sometimes I may take a couple days off, I don't really like to shower for some reason
Have you Been in Love: I dunno
Do you want to go to College: Yeah
Do you want to get Married: Yeah
Do you belive in yourself: Usually
Do you get Motion Sickness: I dunno
Do you think you are Attractive: Well you have to think you look good to pick out what clothes u wanna wear so i dunno ask someone else
Are you a Health Freak: I don't think
Do you get along with your Parents: Most of the time
Do you like Thunderstorms: hell no
Do you play an Instrument: Guitar sometimes when ever its there
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yeah
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: dunno
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no but just for that i'm gunna do it
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: yup
Ever been called a Tease: no but i have shit on the road before
Ever been Beaten up: nope
Ever Shoplifted: yeah
How do you want to Die: Rather not think about that
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Dunno yet, still young
What country would you most like to Visit: Italy
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: brown but it doesnt matter much
Favourite Hair Color: brown but it too doesnt matter much
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: 5'4"
Weight: 110-130
Best Clothing Style: I dunno, girlie i guess lol
Number of Drugs I have taken: dunno
Number of CDs I own: a billion
Number of Piercings: had 1, gunna get it pierced again soon
Number of Tattoos: none yet
Number of things in my Past I Regret: man way to much
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My Interests

Music, girls, football, video games, porn, breaking the law, slapping myself for no apparent reason in the middle of conversations, callin Jon Noce fat and gay, egging houses, snorting like 57 lines of cocaine in arow, masturbating to angry porn and the animal channel

I'd like to meet:

George Bush just so I could tell him what a jackass he is.

Music:

Led Zeppelin, Lynrdskynrd, Tom Petty, Oasis, Guns n Roses, goo goo dolls, System of a Down, The Clarks, Green Day, Nickel Back, Pink Floyd is ok, Eminem(only decent rapper), SwitchFoot, Nine Inch Nails, ACDC, Brad Paiselys pretty good to, Lots more, to lazy to name them

Movies:

Saw, Saw2, Not another Teen movie, All the scary movies, Butterfly Effect, Dazed and Confused, Freddy got fingered, 8 mile, The Notebook(Idc if it is for chicks lol), South Park Bigger longer and uncut, Orgasmo, Team America World police, Dude wheres my car, Happy Gilmore, Mr. Deeds, Little Nicky, The Green Mile, Just Married, SinCity, The Amittyville Horror(spelling?), Harold and Kumar go to White Castle, Euro Trip, Backdoorsluts 9, lots more

Television:

Family Guy, Futurama, South park, Real World, The Simpsons, ATHF, Meet the Barkers, Drawn Together, American Dad, Football, man alot more and 2 many to name

Books:

Who fuckin reads

Heroes:

I don't know if i have any heroes or not

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