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Markus

I think I just had an evilgasm

About Me


TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Mark or Markus or Big Papa M
Birthday: 25/08/85
Birthplace: Good ole Liverpool
Current Location: Good ole Liverpool
Eye Color: Green
Hair Color: Red or orange or whatever
Height: 5'8 or somethin
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Scottish!
The Shoes You Wore Today: My lovely old trainers
Your Weakness: A pretty face
Your Fears: Small children
Your Perfect Pizza: Pork Pie
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Get a better damn job
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: "awesome"
Thoughts First Waking Up: Why is there a cat on my face?
Your Best Physical Feature: My eyes I guess
Your Bedtime: Whenever I get tired
Your Most Missed Memory: Disneyworld
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi, coke makes me spasm
McDonalds or Burger King: Neither
Single or Group Dates: Group dates, less awkwardness
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: *shudder*
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee
Do you Smoke: Nope
Do you Swear: Occasionally
Do you Sing: Only when i'm alone
Do you Shower Daily: Most of the time
Have you Been in Love: Nope
Do you want to go to College: Been there done that, I didn't buy the t-shirt because it was yellow
Do you want to get Married: Depends who to
Do you belive in yourself: Its "believe", and yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: Nope
Do you think you are Attractive: Nah
Are you a Health Freak: Don't make me laugh bitterly
Do you get along with your Parents: Yeah
Do you like Thunderstorms: Of course, who doesn't?
Do you play an Instrument: I play the triangle
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes, lots
In the past month have you Smoked: Nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Nope
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Hell no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: You'd have to beat me unconcious and carry me into one
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Don't think we get those over here, I had Jaffa Cakes though
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Fish is evil
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yes, i'm a rock god
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: I wish
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Only the hearts of a thousand women
Ever been Drunk: Depends what you define as drunk
Ever been called a Tease: Hahaha!
Ever been Beaten up: No, people are scared of me
Ever Shoplifted: Nope
How do you want to Die: On my feet
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: An astronaut
What country would you most like to Visit: New Zealand
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Any is fine
Favourite Hair Color: Black or red
Short or Long Hair: Shoulder length
Height: Shorter than me, I like to feel big
Weight: Don't care
Best Clothing Style: Whatever they want
Number of Drugs I have taken: None unless you count alcohol
Number of CDs I own: Few
Number of Piercings: None
Number of Tattoos: None, but soon!
Number of things in my Past I Regret: None
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My Interests

Pepsi, Skittles, Purple, Banjos, Gummi Bears (especially Haribo ones), Pringles, Cats & kittens, Weetabix, Lucky Charms (the cereal), Pirates, Jolly Ranchers, Vampires, Witches, Girls who wear glasses, Two-tone hair, Gary the Snail, Warm cookies, The cold side of a pillow, Bed forts, Swings, Roundabouts, Australia, Japan, Shiny stuff, Sausage rolls, Las Vegas!

I'd like to meet:

Henry the Eighth, he must have been brilliant

Music:

I like most kinds of metal with a bit of indie mixed in. Not very fond of dance music, but i'll listen to it if theres nothing else available, i'd rather cut off my ears with a rusty chainsaw than listen to hip hop though.

Movies:

Lots

Television:

Black Books, Blackadder, Bottom, the Simpsons, Family Guy, The Young Ones, League of Gentlemen, Green Wing, Red Dwarf, Farscape, Futurama, Maid Marian and her Merry Men

Books:

Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Discworld, Da Vinci Code, etc etc

Heroes:

Markus' Heroes

C. Montgomery Burns,
Ming the Merciless,
Dr Doom,
Brain (ala Pinky and Brain),
B.P Richfield (from Dinosaurs),
Dogbert,
Voldemort,
Sauron,
Fu Manchu,
Mojo Jojo,
Goldfinger,
Dr Evil,
Stewie Griffin,
Sephiroth,
Marvin the Martian.

Great men, all of them!

My Blog

The Potato and Rose

Here is a quote I came accross awhile ago and I thought I would share it with you: *Ahem* The Potato and the Rose&. Well, there are a lot of reasons that love should be modeled on a potatoes and not ...
Posted by Markus on Wed, 09 May 2007 03:34:00 PST