It has happened. I've met the girl of my dreams and I'm actually awake to talk about it. If you haven't met my girlfriend Amanda yet, you need to, she's awesome. Ok, so I know you want to shoot me... so I’ll move on.
Now, how about I actually talk about myself. Well, what can I say, I'm livin the dream. I have two unbelievable children named Nicholas and Isabelle (or Nick and Izzy for short) and they mean EVERYTHING to me! I recently joined a mud wrestling group that does partial nude mud wrestling at “all girl†senior citizen centers on the weekends. It’s so great to see these ladies light up in amazement and it really leaves me with a great feeling of pride to see them so happy. I habitually watch the Science, History, and Home Improvement channels, and recently became addicted to Monopoly after TOTALLY KICKING EVERYONE’S ACES and owning half the known World. Ok, next subject. Let me tell you a few things about myself:
1. I’m incredibly fast, I’d say…. Somewhere in-between a mongoose and a gazelle…
2. I have no problem crying and am in touch with my chic-flick side…
3. I once beat up 5th grader in 2nd grade using only my feet.
4. I can French Braid and I’m not ashamed of it…
5. I have the best friends a guy could ask for. (no guilt trips or drama if it’s been a while… ahh….)
6. I don’t actually sleep at night, I just close my eyes, breathe heavily….. and wait for morning.
7. I invented the Post-It… Ok, Romy did… never mind.
8. I love to put things in order. In fact, just last week I separated a bowl of fruit loops by color and ate each color one at a time.
Now that you know a little about me, let’s hear a little about you. What do you think about me?
