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Demon Bass Slayer

About Me

I was born on June 6th, 1966. I was abandoned on my father's doorstep after I was born. Oddly, everyone knew my father, but no one seemed to recall who my mother was. There have been a ton of suggestions as to who she might be, but we are still looking... My father? Er... Sabastian Jacob Niccals (or Jacob Niccals). He was an alcoholic, a womaniser, and a gambler. Abusive, too... Easy to see that some of him rubbed off on me.


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I do have a brother, Hannibal Niccals. He got me interested in alot of music. He also broke my nose a few times... Not anything new... There was this guy in school, Tony Chopper, who broke my nose his fair share of times. He made fun of me all the time, calling me "Nerdoc", "Faceache" and a number of other names. But now, I know, he regrets it all... Now that he knows who I am!


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Where was I? Oh... I did have a very interesting experience a while back. It's actually how I met Stuart Tusspot (but they call him Stu-Pot). It was in a music store. He was just standing there in the window and staring out (at least, that's what HE told me). My buddies and I decided to get noticed (and try to get some music gear free) so we hijacked a car, drove it around town at a high speed for some time, then drove it right into the window of the music store. BAM! Hit Stu-Pot dead on. We did get noticed, but the fact that the car landed on Stu's face was just a bonus. The accident had fractured his eye, pushing it in. He can still see. So I was put up for caring for the vegetableised Stuart. Everything I did to the kid just didn't phase him... That's when I figured I'd try something new! I put him in the car and I had us going about 90. Then I hit some sort of pole in the ground and Stu went flying through the windscreen. I guess it took him out of his coma because he stood up and turned to face me. Of course, his other eye was pushed in like the other... But at least he was better! Later .. all that, is when I found out he was an amazing keyboardist! His singing talents were equally great. We also became... friends... if you will.There is actually more to my story, but not enough time to explain it. I met another person, Russel Hobbs. And a Japanese girl who we call Noodle. That's a ll she knew how to say when we met her (she only knew Japanese). Now, we are all in a band together, Russel playing drums and Noodle playing monster guitar riffs! music layout powered by HOT FreeLayouts.com / MyHotComments

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Well, I would still like to meet my mother, but I would like to meet some of my favourite bands!


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My Blog

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Join me Link, and I shall make your shit BUUURRNN!!! It is written that Link IS A LONG LEGGED, PISSED OF PORTO RICAN! Great! I'll grab my DICK! Let's do it Wally! Let's send in our SHIT! Ehh AHN ...
Posted by on Wed, 23 Jul 2008 14:25:00 GMT

Nu-kitten, Nu-Doru!

NU-DORU! She is my new little kitten! Sadly, I am not keeping her... I know, I know, but if I don't give her to a new owner, my bastard Namibian, beer swilling, sex beast will eat her... Don't ask wot...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 11:06:00 GMT

THE LIFE CHANGING BLOG! PLEASE READ!

After 72 hours (with NO sleep time) and 4 twelve-packs of beer, I have FOUND THE ANSWER TO ONE OF THE MOST IMPORTANT GORILLAZ QUESTIONS! Wot is Noodle's REAL name? Well, it turns out the little Japane...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 05:34:00 GMT