.snuggle party. (ESC/DRT) - ProfilesArchive

About Me

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------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------im out to utterly destroy your face! downtown, etobikoke, im already krunk and raiding your liquor cabinet... ESC merks tits! im a good time, so all you pretty ladies, give me a shout, best breakfest ever... went to George Brown for culinary, currently werkin' and merkin' via the beer store and ADRIFT!! i LOVE makin' girls smile, its my specialty.. i wink at alot, but i only keep the ones that taste like candy ------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------
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My Interests

.. width="425" height="350" .. skateboarding, sex, sleep, food, music, friends, esc, girls, graff, hot tubs, alcosmol, utter mayhem, whitebread, scooter utter, cotton candy, waking up with a story to tell, adrift, merkfuck

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

RAMMER!!dizzee rascal, armor for sleep, slayer, brand new, biggie, taproot, diplomats, eminem, T.I, clipse, slim thug, limp bizkit, korn, deftones, metric, bloc party, ludacris, usher, the game, mariah carey, alexis on fire, trust company, puddle of mudd, cold, juelz, the cure, cypress hill, nirvana, r-kelly, silverchair, papa roach,diplomats, sevendust, staind, jay-z, 50, bush, nas, soulfly, taking back sunday, beenie man, sizzla, fuck...... everything

Movies:

waiting, the rock, bad boys 2, lord of the rings, kids, haggard, cky2, kill bill 1 & 2, princess bride, shrek, dawn of the dead (best date ever), any skate video, aliens, anchor man, willow, apocolypse now, mall rats, click, served

Television:

family guy, letterman, married with children, futurama, simpsons, iron chef, becker, reba, CSI, unhappily ever after, beef

Books:

where the red fern grows, sword of shanarra, lucifers hammer

Heroes:

------------------------------------------------------------ --------------------------------------------- DAN MOTHER FUCKIN' BOHART!!! no explanation needed., ryan reynolds, al murray-lawson... for having the name NEEDLE DICK and still merkin' more ho's than brian, wojtek... for drinkin' 40 forties in forties nights, ME... for chugging a whole fourty of colt, kyle DB... for drinking so much one night at an open bar that he destoyed his brand new cell phone by pissing himself in his sleep------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------

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My Blog

what im giving you all for christmas

http://www.break.com/index/snl_a_special_christmas_box.html
Posted by .snuggle party. (ESC/DRT) on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 08:50:00 PST

alter ego

when i die, fuck it i wanna go to hell cuz ima piece of shit, it aint hard to fuckn tell it dont make sense goin to heaven with the goodygoodies dressed in white. i like black timbs and black hoodies...
Posted by .snuggle party. (ESC/DRT) on Sat, 02 Dec 2006 03:40:00 PST

DRT

friday night i was abruptly pulled aside at the entrance of 751 and asked if i was down with the cause... to rape, pillage, and destroy all which stands before me .. say word homies..im here to bring ...
Posted by .snuggle party. (ESC/DRT) on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 09:00:00 PST

hank azaria

i past out at a party once... woke up and hank azaria had his fukking cock and balls out, and he was trying to lay them on my fucking forehead. so i got up and grabbed the closest blunt object and huc...
Posted by .snuggle party. (ESC/DRT) on Thu, 27 Apr 2006 08:11:00 PST

my job at the beer store

i work at the beer store, the beer store at parliamant and gerrard to be exact, and yes i have stories to tell,... too many to tell, tales of horror that make any normal person cringe.. from a d...
Posted by .snuggle party. (ESC/DRT) on Thu, 27 Apr 2006 07:58:00 PST

ass clowns

so i got banned from cadillac lounge, so fuckin' what. i still went on fri for pats going away thing, didnt recognise me so i got to stay, flew under there radars by flirting with the waitress a...
Posted by .snuggle party. (ESC/DRT) on Sun, 12 Feb 2006 10:07:00 PST

my british birds

where do i start?? walking into adrift one day i sit and watch a skate video eating some chinese food.. i here a sqweek from the park that sounded female, naturally my interests perk up and i look int...
Posted by .snuggle party. (ESC/DRT) on Mon, 12 Dec 2005 10:50:00 PST

krunk skinnydipping

drank 2 forties and 3 tall cans at adrift, then rounded up some ho's, ho's being street slang for "respectable women" of course. then ended up in a $400 room at the sheraton drinkn hypnotiq. broke int...
Posted by .snuggle party. (ESC/DRT) on Sat, 10 Dec 2005 11:55:00 PST

dont open this unless you wanna be depressed...

eric hooters girls = giggity goo two down... plenty more to go
Posted by .snuggle party. (ESC/DRT) on Fri, 09 Dec 2005 08:59:00 PST

hotdog sandwiches

im fucken stoked on hotdog sandwiches... do people wonder why im makin' hotdog sandwiches when i payed ten grand on tuition and spent two years at culinary school.. yes. but FUCK THEM a bun. som...
Posted by .snuggle party. (ESC/DRT) on Fri, 09 Dec 2005 08:44:00 PST