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About Me

IF YOU WANT TO KNOW ABOUT ME,PLEASE SEND A SELF-ADDRESSED, STAMPED ENVELOPE ALONG WITH A CHECK OR MONEY ORDER FOR $21.99 TO: P.O. BOX 1059,BURBANK, CA 91505. WITHIN 6 TO 8 WEEKS, YOU WILL RECEIVE AN AUTOGRAPHED PICTURE OF MYSELF ALONG WITH MY AUTOBIOGRAPHY!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I WOULD LIKE TO MEET DR. MARTIN LUTHER KING JR., MOTHER TERESA AND PRINCESS DIANE. THE WAY I LOOK AT IT, IF I'M LUCKY ENOUGH TO MEET THEM I MUST HAVE MADE IT TO HEAVEN. IF I RUN INTO HITLER I'M FUCKED!!!!!!!!!!!

My Blog

CELL PHONE KIOSK SALES GUY - HILARIOUS

We have all been confronted by the "CELL PHONE KIOSK SALES GUY" at your local mall; but never like this!!!!!! So Mr. Matteo and I are cruising through the Glendale Galleria trying to beat the heat. J...
Posted by on Thu, 04 Sep 2008 17:59:00 GMT

GANG MEMBERS

I will be the first to admit that I'm not "on point" when it comes to knowing about gangs or it's members but I have always been facinated by them. I grew up on a country club where I wasn't surrounde...
Posted by on Mon, 25 Aug 2008 09:28:00 GMT

BIRTHDAY CAKE - A MUST READ

As most of you know I am divorced. When my ex goes out of town for a day or two I stay at her house with my son; all of his toys are there so it's much easier on him and me. She asked me to stay one w...
Posted by on Thu, 03 Jul 2008 17:46:00 GMT

BEDROOM GOLF - FUNNY SHIT

The Rules of Bedroom Golf: Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play, normally one club and two balls. Play on course must be approved by the owner of the hole. Unlike outdoor golf, the...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Jun 2008 15:00:00 GMT