Keith Richards. Any monkeys that have a a penchant for wearing hats combined with a love of riding tricycles / bicycles or that can skateboard, rollerskate, surf or rollerblade. Fred Dibnah. Neil Young. Robert Johnson ( mainly to find out how You go about meeting The Devil at the crossroads and if it can get Me out of going to work next Monday). Stan Laurel. King Arthur (mainly to ask Him if He ever had one of those big steaks in The Cornishman and is it Him or Merlin Who gets the cash from The Sword in the Stone car park in Tintagel)Theres loads more so I may come back to this when I've had less to drink (maybe a while)