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Jess'ed up!

'whats good for the goose, is good for the gander ..and i'm the gander!'

About Me


THE END IS WHERE YOU HOPE YOU NEVER SAY I COULD HAVE DONE IT BETTER; IM GONNA KEEP WHAT COUNTS AND THROW AWAY WHAT DOESNT REALLY MATTER;;
JESS!/NINETEEN/VEGETARIAN/FIRST YEAR JOURNALISM STUDENT/WORCESTER UNI.
i miss the days when my friends would comment me with pictures of harry just because. or leave me comments about the day before. or inside jokes. or all our future plans. i miss everything about higham lane, from me and sophies cooking lessons making pink iced buns in the wrong room, to hiding behind tress in p.e. growing up has its major disadvantages.
i currently live for the weekend. x factor makes me way too over emotional. i shouldnt watch it. i like nothing better than 'throwing some shapes' in chicagos.
life at the minute consists of;, never sleeping before three, mega trips to iceland for anything potato related, popping to costcutters in our pjs, eating off ironing boards, dying of 'freshers flu', laughing myself silly every night with dylan moran, beating ruby on buzz despite being the 'ginger' monkey!, burning myself at every possible opportunity, meeting alex zane whilst not having any shoes and badgering him about his choice of music, breaking things around the house for gareth to fix, buses, crying, falling alseep with mcfly in my ears and constant homesickness. im not too sure what to make of this uni lark so im taking it one step at a time.
im not the type that makes friends easily. im not even the type that is always up for being around people. i suppose when it comes down to it, im not that sociable at all. ive always been the 'quiet' one. still waters run deep and all that. despite this, i aim to be one of the nicest people youll ever meet. i can count the number of true friends i have on my fingers, and still have a few left over.i would do anything for lauren, karl, mark, matt w,and my rather special matthew (L) i dont take things too seriously, its one of the worst things a person can do in my opinion, i like being full of beans and laughing at the smallest things. i admire douglas adams beyond belief and the two things 100% sure to cheer me up are mock the week and black books, i laugh until i feel sick! photography and comedy are my main passions, along with travelling and train journeys, the longer the better. i like loosing myself in a book, or debating/arguing with someone for hours. i am bordering on having an obession with perfume and i have to have the body lotion to match (: i own too many dresses and too many pairs of ridiculous high heels, and not enough sensible clothes. id love orange hair, and to see more musicals and famous places. the NEC always brings the best nights of the year. i have facebook, i just dont understand it :| i have major dreams and not enough ambition. one day id love to live in the countryside with my own animal sanctuary and seven kids. oh and an apple tree (Y)
EVENTS THIS YEAR;SHOWS;ALEX ZANE 21/09/08 (100% completed!) MCFLY 14/11/08 & 21/11/08.
COMEDY SHOWS; bremner bird and fortune. i'm on the waiting list for mock the week *fingers crossed*
MUSICALS; Joseph in London with Lewis Bradley(L)
i guard this thing with my life :D

My Interests

Travelling. Train Journeys. History. Castles. FOOTBALL. Comedians. Photography. Red Dragon Chinese Restaurant. Nuneaton Christmas Light Switch On. The Sims 2! BBC News 24. Russell Howard, Micheal Macintyre, Dylan Moran and Frankie Boyle (L). Football. Museums. Vegetarian Sushi. Debates. Chicagos on Saturday! Winter Mornings and Summer Evenings. Cups of Tea. Books full of Facts :D Ribena. Asda Cafe. HighHeels and Dresses. Victoria Beckham. Nintendo 64. Security Guards. Ikea. My 'Jogging' Outfit. Comfy Socks. Perfect Pizza. The Ropewalk! Charlie Simpsons Voice.

I'd like to meet:


i fall more in love with their music everyday.

Music:


westlife. fightstar. paramore. jimmy eat world. calvin harris. ashlee simpson. i'll always have a soft spot for good charlotte(the anthem!) and blue, my ex favourite bands! and anything and everything else in between!

bands ive seen; mcfly x three and two more times this year :DD fall out boy. green day. taking back sunday. hardfi. the academy is. jimmy eat world. good charlotte. mest. sugarcult. elliot minor. the hush sound. blue x three. the zombies x four. busted. blazin' squad mate (Y) and loads more at summer xs x two!

Movies:

night at the museam (ill deal with this joker). shaun of the dead(hes got an arm off!). hot fuzz (jog on!) over the hedge. the mummy films(L) just my luck. the haunting. house of wax. ghost ship. thirteen ghosts. about a boy is dead sweet, but i prefer the book.

Television:

MOCK THE WEEK& BLACK BOOKS = ultimate favourites ever. top gear. dr who. have i got news for you. drake and josh. QI. scrubs. britians next top model. wife swap. super nanny. STREETCRIME.

Books:

Douglas adams. Nick Hornby. Scott Adams. Stephen King. Westlife - Our Story. Jeremy Clarkson. Stephen Baxter. Ben Elton. JKRowling. Private Eye. Books on unsolved mysteries and stuff!

Heroes:



My Blog

blogging it up (kinda serious though?!)

i am SHATTERED. work has really done me in this week. next week i hand in my resignation and in a month i leave, giving me two weeks free before uni. i cannot wait. nuneaton is my home, and always wil...
Posted by Jess'ed up! on Sat, 26 Jul 2008 05:26:00 PST

!??

im proper looking forward to uni now, mainly on the social side of things. because lets face it - everyone in nuneaton seems to have pre-judged me already. so half of you think im a lesbian just becau...
Posted by Jess'ed up! on Thu, 10 Jul 2008 08:07:00 PST

anyone know why i keep saving these?

answers on a postcard!! (; 1) what's the full name on your birth certificate?jessica lorraine taylor. what a name. 2) When was the last time you were told you were beautiful?earlier today. i almost pi...
Posted by Jess'ed up! on Wed, 30 Apr 2008 01:37:00 PST

just so you know

these things are taking over my life.myspace quizzes ruin lifes. (:oh and i'm going london monday.chaaaaaa.[1] Who sits next to you in English?i don't do english anymore. [2] What song are you listeni...
Posted by Jess'ed up! on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 09:13:00 PST

Year 11

Let's see how much you remember...YEAR 11. -Who was your best friend?lauren the shoebrush and karl the big gay bear.- Who did you "go out" with?dave for most of the year.- Did you have a crush on anyo...
Posted by Jess'ed up! on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 09:55:00 PST

wow.

........ i need to get a life. 1. Was your last kiss a mistake?a bit in the sense that i'...
Posted by Jess'ed up! on Fri, 29 Feb 2008 12:44:00 PST

i’ve come to realise

1.I've come to realize that my butt:seems to be pray for pervs like karl too keep pinching :/ haha2. I've come to realize that when I talk:i'm not always saying what i...
Posted by Jess'ed up! on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 02:41:00 PST

...........wow this makes a change.

AUTOBIOGRAPHYFill this out IN YOUR OWN WORDS and repost as, my autobiography.-Prologue-1.Who took your profile picture?pete. hes actually the best photographer i know....
Posted by Jess'ed up! on Sun, 24 Feb 2008 02:35:00 PST

i’m boreeeed.

Food Questions1. Do you like carrots? especially raw carrots.2. Do you eat meat? no.3. Ever had sushi? i love sushi but it has to be vegtarian sushi nowadays.4. Favorite soda/pop: pepsi max.5. Do you ...
Posted by Jess'ed up! on Thu, 21 Feb 2008 04:25:00 PST

Q TO THE U TO THE I TO THE Z. z,

1.Ever kissed anyone older than 20?i usually only kiss people over 20 so. go figure.2. Is your boyfriend or girlfriend a pain in the ass?i don't ha...
Posted by Jess'ed up! on Tue, 19 Feb 2008 02:47:00 PST