My name is Rufus. I live in Rehoboth Beach and Philadelphia. I used to work at the Purple Parrot, which is this really cute eatery with fake stars and it was just so adorable. Anyhow, that shit is old news and my life has progressed since then. I guess you can say I became a bit of a swan from an ugly duckling as I lost over 300 lbs. Gastric Bypass, baby. You might have seen me on Maury Povich, yeah bitches that was me. I am such THE CELEB.I'm now modeling for TJ Maxx, Ross, Boscov's and in negiotation with burlington Coat factory so when you see me on a billboard try no to 1. cream you pants 2. playa hate. Dreams can come true. I am proof.My interests? Well, hunks, nonalcoholic beverages, and moshing of course 3 Once in awhile, I like to go windsurfing and crabbing as well. I used to be vegan but sold out when I ate some chicken rings at White Castle.I also enjoy ribs, chicken wings basically any meat on a bone. afrin nose spray in flavor severe congestion. sour apple blow pops. things that are clear. tattoos. basketball jerseys, and pitbullsSome of my hobbies include: making hats out of newspaper and making designer handbags out of garbage I find on the street. Kate Spade, move over. Fucking bitch.I like boys that wear camo shorts. If they have bling that is kinda nice too.And as far as personality goes, I am S-ASS-Y.UPDATE: I"M SINGLE, WATCH OUT WORLD. 3 roofie.