Girls who have a great personality, an amazing body, and incredibly low standards. I try to steer clear of women who have a history of mental illness, but that won't necessarily be an automatic rejection. Nymphomania, a huge plus! I want a woman who understands the finer things in life, like alcohol and video games. I want a girl who is assertive and powerful; someone who isn't afraid to grind with a complete stranger on the dance floor, come back to his place, and then engage in some of the raunchiest sexual experiences known to man. Are you my special someone?