Lori & Gary

♥I am a Soldier's Wife and damn proud of it♥
♥I believe that if you protest at a fallen Soldier's funeral, you should be the next to fall and I will not hesitate to make that happen♥
♥I am a Soldiers Angel♥
♥I'm 30 and it makes me feel old♥
♥I miss my family♥
♥I have 2 beautiful daughters. Michaela is 11 and Violet was born on my birthday, March 31st in 2006. They are my life♥
♥Do not argue with me, you will not win♥
♥I support our troops even though I don't support the war♥
♥I adopted a soldier, his name is Jason♥
♥I hate people who drive slow in the left lane♥
♥I can't stand people who lie♥
♥I hate clutter♥
♥I love the smell of a brisk fall morning♥
♥I love pancakes and think that people who don't like them are retarded♥
♥I'm happy that I get to live near Christine♥
♥I miss my friends back home in Chicago♥
♥I'm not moving home♥
♥I'm extremely stubborn♥
♥I hate my car, it's slow, little and annoying♥
♥I ♥ Alissa's Highlander and Sarah's Pacifica♥
♥That no matter what you say, I know you did♥
♥I sing, but only in the car on my way to and from work, and I do it very loud and I'm sure very off tune♥
♥I can be a mean person when I want to be♥
♥I can also be a total sweetheart if you take the time to get to know me, IF I let you get that close♥
♥I yell, a lot♥
♥I love my husband with all my heart, even when I hate him♥
♥North Carolina is ok and I kinda like it here♥
♥I still miss Chicago horribly♥
♥The food here in NC sucks♥
♥I'm smarter than you♥
♥I'm never politically correct♥
♥Christine and Alissa always know how to calm me down♥
♥Sarah knows how to fuel the fire♥
♥Niki always tells me fuck it/that/him/her/them♥
♥I'm missing a tooth because I didn't feel it necessary to pay for a root canal♥
♥If I don't like you, you and I will both know right away♥
♥I don't really like the outdoors, except during fall♥
♥I am a natural smart ass and I love that about me♥
♥I have bad days and good days, but I'm still the same person when I lay my head down at night♥
♥I'm extremely opinionated♥
♥I have a whole bunch of tattoos, but don't ask me to count them because I think that is stupid♥
♥I have horrible skin, no matter what I do♥
♥I have no tolerance for stupid people. If you can't think for yourself, don't talk to me♥
♥I was a bully in high school♥
♥Love me or hate me; I wont change who I am for anyone or anything♥
♥I'm loud, obnoxious and fucking hilarious♥
♥I'm a total know it all♥
♥I'm terrified of spiders♥
♥Don't tell me not to do something, it will only make me want to do it more♥
♥I have wonderful friends who would hide bodies for me if they had to♥
♥Regardless of my profession, I'm horrible with money♥
♥My husband and closest friends will tell you I have multiple personalities. They might be right♥
♥Don't fuck with me, my family or my friends. Did you read the body hiding part?♥
♥I hate the taste of coffee at home, but love it anywhere else♥
♥I get annoyed easily with people, animals, actually...just about everything♥
♥I believe in Karma and the force of positive thinking♥
♥I make myself laugh harder than anyone else can♥
♥Sometimes, no matter how hard you try, things don't work out the way you want them to, and it's usually for the better♥
♥I do not believe in God♥
♥I am a great listener, but will tell you when you've fucked up in a heartbeat♥
♥I'm not a very good friend sometimes, I forget to call people back♥
♥I swear, a lot even though I try not to♥
♥I love metal♥
♥I'm weird♥
♥Bean Dip makes me laugh and I miss her♥
♥I love where I work♥
♥Sometimes what is good for the goose is not good for the gander♥
♥Dimebag was the greatest guitar player ever and I miss him♥
♥I smoke too much♥
♥Smoking might be bad for my health, but it'll be bad for your health if I don't smoke♥
♥I'm a complete mental case most of the time♥
♥My shoe size is 8, sometimes 8 1/2♥
♥I'm always hot♥
♥I sleep with one leg outside of the covers for that reason♥
♥I'm a very strong person most of the time♥
♥I love candles and sell PartyLite because I get free shit♥
♥I can't stand people most of the time, more like I tolerate them♥
♥I try really hard to be patient and nice to people but it doesn't always work♥
♥I snort if I laugh too hard, which only makes me laugh harder♥
♥I rarely drink anymore♥
♥There is a difference between an educated person and an ignorant person. An educated person knows what they are talking about. An ignorant person thinks they know what they are talking about and rambles on about nothing♥
♥I love black and white pictures, paintings and art♥
♥I beleive that if you want to live in my country, you have to speak english, pay taxes and abide by the same laws that Americans do♥
♥If you don't want to, go home♥
♥I think our country needs better border control♥
♥That is my dream job♥
♥99% of the time I don't say what I'm thinking♥
♥I hate people who have an education and think that it makes them better than someone without one♥
♥I don't believe that you should give up anything for something you don't believe in 100%♥
♥True love changes you♥
♥My brain thinks a million times faster than my mouth can move, which is why I'm always screwing up words♥
♥My back always hurts♥
♥I bark at people while driving, ask Rachel and Brenda♥
♥I don't want to live to be 100. I want to live long enough to enjoy my children and grandchildren, then die peacefully in my sleep♥
♥I don't want to be buried or memorialized in any way. Cremate me, put my ashes in a mason jar and throw me off a mountain, or off a cliff into the ocean♥
♥Halloween is my favorite Holiday♥
♥Christmas is a close second♥
♥I'm a total know it all♥
♥I'm really good at taking the emotion out of a situation, unless it has to do with me♥
♥If you beep the horn at me, expect one of two things to happen or maybe both; 1. me giving you the finger. 2. me slamming on my brakes just to piss you off a little bit more♥
♥I love all ice cream, except chocolate♥
♥My first boss taught me everything I ever needed to know about accounting. I still talk to her. Thank you Kathy♥
♥I'm an American♥
♥I can't stand it when people call themselves Irish-American or African American, either you are an American, or you aren't♥
♥If you aren't, get out of my country♥
♥I love water♥
♥My favorite quote is by Albert Einstein, "Not everything that counts can be counted, and not everything that can be counted counts"♥
♥I think I'm done now, I'll add more later♥