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sam breaks skulls, not hearts

I am here for Friends

About Me

my glasses are always falling off my nose and i speak faster than my mind can put together a sentence. i think i'm down right hilarious. i'm a sarcastic asshole and it's your fault for taking me too serious. i automatically dislike anyone i meet until given a reason not to, call it judgemental? i call it being smart.
OH AND, i reallly miss being able to put my hair into a ponytail. =[

i got more sass in my pinky toe than anyone has in their whole body, and i wouldn't change it for the world.

My Interests


being a;herbivore, christian, straight edge, sucker for heavy body mods, throat pieces and jacob bannon; road trips; mad car sing alongs; ragin' til the sun comes up; textin 24/7; drinkin' on that HATEORADE!; shirley temples; hu hot; and not really giving a fuck about anything.

I'd like to meet:

I've only ever loved myself,
but I've loved myself so well.

Music:

CONVERGE
have heart.
verse.
modern life is war.
a new found glory.
the spill canvas.
owen.

Heroes:

already met him.