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KeKe van Bathory

About Me

The name KeKe i'm a strong independent women trying to find her way through this crazy fuckin world!!I absolutely am in love with Roller Derby!!"I haven't blocked out the past. I wouldn't trade the person I am, or what I've done - or the people I've known - for anything. So I do think about it. And at times it's a rather mellow trip to lay back and remember." TED BUNDYJudge me & I'll prove you wrong. Tell me what to do & I'll tell you to fuck off. Say I'm not worth it & watch where I end up. Call me a bitch & I'll show you one. Fuck me over & I'll do it twice as bad.GypsyOne who sees outside the box!"What do you think when you see a pretty girl walking down the street?" A. "One side of me says, 'I'd like to talk to her, date her.' The other side of me says, 'I wonder how her head would look on a stick?'" Animal lover!!ChiLLin . .People wish they could do the things I do when they really can, get off your ass and do it!MisanthropeBeach . . . . mmmmWhen snowflakes fall on my eyelashesThrifty!!I love my family dearly and would do anything for them .... literally .... ( Just a fair warning!)=)Tomboy.... @ HeartBeing outside and honoring mother naturePasty Bundled up Canadian Snow Bunny during the winterRain DancingLoud MusicOrganization, everything has a home!!Lover of Tropical ParadiseCleanliness is next to GodlinessI usually tell it how it is, speak my mind, even if it makes me sound blunt, rude, or meanPicnics in the parkKitty Cat naps in clean warm clothes......*Love* Butterflies in my stomachDrum CirclesSuNdAy FuNDays!ShopaholicTrendsetterCampingKeKe LandJust because I have standards people think I'm a bitch.The important thing is not what they think of me, but what I think of themWomen complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the month when I can be myselfOH YES I LOVE THE SMELL OF NEAR-EXTINCTION!I don't hate anyone- I dislike - But my dislike is the equivalent of anyone else's hate."I hate every human being on earth.I feel that everyone is beneath me, and I feel they should all worship me. That's what I told my kids. I think I must have been Adolf Hitler in a past life -Roseanne Barr"The only thing you'll get is the curse on your lips. I hope they taste of me forever . . . ...
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2 Month Derby Survey

1. What's your derby name?KeKe Van Bathory2. What's your ?OCD43. What position(s) do you play?I'm all over and game for any position! But being a Shark and Blocker is my jam, its all in the booty!! I ...
Posted by on Sun, 20 Jan 2008 18:36:00 GMT

Random Derby =) Love it Ragdoll

..>     "Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties.The first man had married a secretary and had told her that she was going to do dishes an...
Posted by on Sun, 06 Jan 2008 18:35:00 GMT

undefined New Orleans

Okay, since I've gotten so many bad responses from this video i'm posting it here.Seriously take a fucking joke.It says NEW ORLEANS VOO DOO because I happen to be there and got a bad ass Voodoo stick ...
Posted by on Fri, 04 Jan 2008 12:33:00 GMT

Are you a Derby Girl?

All of your pants are now too tight in the butt and thighs and too loose at the waistYou take any opportunity to show off your new ass bruiseYou are disappointed when you don't have any bruisesThe wor...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Dec 2007 17:09:00 GMT

Kona Needs a MANSION!

Hey Guys My Bubby Kona needs a MANSION! If anyone knows someone who has a ferret cage or a huge/ tall cage for a reasonable price or eh for FREE please let the bubs and I  know.Thanks so much! &n...
Posted by on Sun, 20 Aug 2006 13:58:00 GMT

This makes me laugh so hard!

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Posted by on Sat, 01 Apr 2006 13:44:00 GMT