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Kevito Heat™

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About Me

If you don't know me by now, then you probably weren't paying attention. I'm "The Man With the Silver Tongue™", "Mr. Highlight of the Night®", "The NEW American Dream", I am the man they call Kevin, but you can call me Kevo Guerrero Jr.™, the ORIGINAL "Kevito Heat". Standing 5'7" and weighing in at 180 lbs., I'm an average guy, ruggedly handsome, I spit in the face of people who don't want to be cool, and have the best personality you could ask for. I became known for my dumbass antics in public and stealing the hearts of many (although they'd never admit to it.) To some I might've seemed to be an arrogant bastard, but those who really knew me would have to argue. I just happen to be one of the least judgmental individuals ever and I treat everyone with respect. I'd like to ask that if you even thought to yourself what it'd be like to purposely be an asshole to me, please refrain from talking to me. Thank you. I have no more tolerance nor time for crap like that. Now, where was I? Oh yeah, throughout my life I've had some of the best friends ever....except for this one cat, he owes me money, but that's neither here nor there, he'll get what's comin' to him. I hope his insurance covers being smacked in the face with a sledgehammer...What? Anyway, one day I'll accomplish my dream of being an English teacher, becoming a big-time corporate mogul, or become famous for no apparent reason...Oh yeah, watch out for the "Heat Stroke™"...ha»-(¯..v..¯)-» Design your MySpace with MyLook «-(¯..v..¯)-«
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Kevin Allen Jr.
Birthday: 3/10/87
Birthplace: St. Louis, Missouri
Current Location: St. Louis, Missouri
Eye Color: Dark Brown
Hair Color: Black
Height: 5'7"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: African American
The Shoes You Wore Today: Black New Balances & Brown Birkenstocks
Your Weakness: Chocolate, my fears, failure (when I didn't do it on purpose), losing all that I have worked for, my fears and inhibitions
Your Fears: I am afraid to touch the bottom of a shoe, it's so nasty!
Your Perfect Pizza: Anything, but it HAS to be thick crust
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Get my damned life back together
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: "GIT!" or "assclown" or "..." I use that as a phrase
Thoughts First Waking Up: "Damn, damn, damn, DAMN!!!!!" or I'll just get right up if I know it's going to be a good day for me
Your Best Physical Feature: My smile, eyes, and facial expressions I suppose
Your Bedtime: Whenever I pass out from exhaustion
Your Most Missed Memory: Growing up
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi, Coke's bubbles hurt my top lip when they fizzle, heh heh...
MacDonalds or Burger King: McDonald's, but "The King" is making a return
Single or Group Dates: Both have their advantages
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Both
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Both
Do you Smoke: Never have, never will unless it'd be funny for the situation, but just that once
Do you Swear: Occasionally
Do you Sing: All the time, just not well enough for it to be considered "singing"
Do you Shower Daily: Yes
Have you Been in Love: Yes, but lately just a bunch of crushes and whatnot, yeah I said "whatnot"
Do you want to go to College: Yes
Do you want to get Married: Yes
Do you belive in yourself: When I know what I'm doing and sure that I'm in control of the situation
Do you get Motion Sickness: Not really
Do you think you are Attractive: It depends on when I see my reflection and how I'm behaving
Are you a Health Freak: I try to be, no really, I do
Do you get along with your Parents: about 47% of the time
Do you like Thunderstorms:Yessir
Do you play an Instrument: Yes
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes
In the past month have you Smoked: No, but was around waaaay too much of it
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Nope, that's not how I roll
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Nope
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:yep
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Nope, I was soo close to having some this morning
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Nope, I was about to the other day though
In the past month have you been on Stage: In my head, yes
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Never EVVVVVVERRR!!!!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Probably so, probably junk from work
Ever been Drunk: Yeah, drunk enough
Ever been called a Tease: Yes
Ever been Beaten up: When I was little
Ever Shoplifted: Yes
How do you want to Die: In a honorable fashion, and have my funeral televised on every channel
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Someone successful and respected
What country would you most like to Visit: Europe
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Doesn't matter as long as it's real
Favourite Hair Color: Doesn't matter as long as it's decent
Short or Long Hair: Doesn't matter as long as it's real
Height: Shorter or equal to my height
Weight: Less than my weight
Best Clothing Style: Something attractive, something that looks classy, yet sexy at the same time.
Number of Drugs I have taken: Today? one
Number of CDs I own: Not too many, I download stuff now
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Too many
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My Interests

Keep The PimpHand StrongArt, money, rough housing, stunna shades, my iPods, decent grammar, my PSP AND PS2, music, being addicted to my Blackberry, taking random photographs, giving hell to anyone that pisses me off, doing impressions of people, associating myself with all the good-lookin' women, bettering myself and bringing out the best in others, uh... money, making people laugh, hangin' out, enjoying myself, and partying like a rockstar. Also, I'm a big fan of money, in case you forgot.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone and everyone worth meeting. Preferably someone that's easy on the eyes and can keep me laughing...in a good way, Travis Barker for his pwnage of the drums and possibly collaboration with Brian and myself on a theme song, Maury Povich and God, but that day'll come when it's time...

Music:

I'm pretty much into every type of music. As long as I understand it, because there's a song for every situation. Here's a "short" list of just some of my favorite artists, in no particular order:Lloyd Banks, Ice Cube, Mooney Suzuki, Anthony Hamilton, Alter Bridge, Beyoncé, Seal, Amy Winehouse, Drowning Pool, The Hives, Timbaland, Yung Joc, Gym Class Heroes, John Legend, My Chemical Romance, Robin Thicke, Bobby Valentino, Lilly Allen, T.I., Lloyd, 50 Cent, Fergie, Evanescence, Justin Timberlake, Akon, T-Pain, Saliva, Papa Roach, Gwen Stefani, Kid Rock, Kanye West, Ne-Yo, Mary J. Blige, Ludacris, Finger Eleven, Prince, Lil' Wayne, Eve, Ciara, Rich Boy, Juvenile, The Killers, R. Kelly, Nelly Furtado, Mya, Aaliyah, Bow Wow, Will Smith, Sean Paul, Pharrell, Mario, Michael Jackson, Missy Elliott, Wyclef Jean, Jay-Z, Franz Ferdinand, Limp Bizkit, Fat Joe, Method Man, Three 6 Mafia, The Game, The Diplomats, Slim Thug, Paul Wall, The Notorious B.I.G., Black Eyed Peas, E-40, Dr. Dre, Dem Franchize Boyz, Chingy, Chamillionaire, Busta Rhymes, Jim Jones, Mike Jones, Lil Jon, N*E*R*D, Motörhead, Juelz Santana, Twista, P.O.D., Usher, Pink, Outkast, Fabolous, Tupac, TLC, Nelly, D4L, Gorillaz, Dru Hill, The Isley Brothers, Eminem, U2, The Darkness, Snoop Dogg, St. Lunatics, Coldplay, Carlos Santana, Alicia Keys, Lil Scrappy, P. Diddy, The Neptunes, P$C, Rick Ross, Run DMC, Shakira, Jermaine Dupri, Birdman, Redman, Nas, WWE, David Banner, The Dillinger Escape Plan

Movies:

Face-Off, Ready to Rumble, The Pursuit of Happyness, The 40 Year-Old Virgin, The Crow, Walking Tall, American Psycho, The Rundown, I Am Legend, The Longest Yard, Stranger Than Fiction, Iron Man, Fight Club, Dick Tracy, Glory Road, Dick Tracy, Anchorman, Talladega Nights, Hitch (chick flick, but I watched it with a chick so...SUCK IT!), Click, Queen of the Damned, John Q., The X-Men movies, ATL, The Mask, Big Daddy, Lean On Me, The Kill Bill series, Fun With Dick & Jane, Four Brothers, Identity, How High?, The Lord of the Rings series (who knew?!), Grave of the Fireflies, The Outsiders, Tango & Cash, The first 2 Scary Movie films, I-Robot, Sean of the Dead, some of the Batman movies, Black Hawk Down, South Park: Bigger, Longer, Uncut; The Man Without a Face, A.I., Phantom of the Opera, The Incredibles, Bebe's Kids, Hotel Rwanda, Wayne's World, The Austin Powers series, Dangerous Minds, A Patch of Blue, The Spiderman movies, History of Violence, Soul Food, House of 1000 Corpses (that movie was hilarious!), To Kill a Mockingbird, a few others that I can't think of at the moment...

Television:

Dane Cook's comedy shows especially "Vicious Circle", Family Guy, The Boondocks, Yo Momma, Robot Chicken, The Simpsons, Everybody Loves Raymond, Rob & Big, A Shot at Love With Tila Tequila, The X-Men cartoons, The Spiderman cartoons, Batman's cartoon series, The Iron Man cartoons, King of Queens, RAW & SmackDown!, CSI ("Get 'em, Grissom!"),Dirty Jobs, DOG: The Bounty Hunter, American Dad, UFC, almost everything on VH1, Soul Food, Myth Busters, The History Channel, CHEAT!, the The Opening Monologue of Late Night Talk Shows, Chappelle's Show, Drawn Together, South Park, The News, and believe it or not....educational programming!Your results:
You are The Flash The Flash 80% Green Lantern 75% Catwoman 75% Hulk 70% Spider-Man 65% Robin 58% Superman 50% Batman 45% Iron Man 35% Wonder Woman 33% Supergirl 28% Fast, athletic and flirtatious.
Click here to take the "Which Superhero are you?" quiz...
Your results:
You are Dr. Doom Dr. Doom 76% Mr. Freeze 75% The Joker 72% Lex Luthor 71% Apocalypse 67% Two-Face 67% Venom 60% Magneto 56% Mystique 51% Green Goblin 51% Kingpin 50% Catwoman 49% Dark Phoenix 49% Juggernaut 47% Riddler 40% Poison Ivy 39% Blessed with smarts and power but burdened by vanity.
Click here to take the Super Villain Personality Test
DR.DOOM IS THE MAN.THE JOKER, NEED I SAY MORE?

Books:

I liked that book "To Kill a Mockingbird", that other book "Lord of the Flies", and though I never actually started reading it, "The Da Vinci Code" is somewhere around here. I end up reading a lot of MAXIM, Blender, STUFF, XXL, Jet, Ebony, and other magazines as well. Just recently though, I've started reading a lot of autobiographies. I also find myself going through the dictionary from time to time...They say it broadens your vocabulary.
You Have a Choleric Temperament
.. You are a person of great enthusiasm - easily excited by many things.
Unsatisfied by the ordinary, you are reaching for an epic, extraordinary life.
You want the best. The best life. The best love. The best reputation.
You posses a sharp and keen intellect. Your mind is your primary weapon.
Strong willed, nothing can keep you down. Your energy can break down any wall.
You're an instantly passionate person - and this passion gives you an intoxicating power over others.
At your worst, you are a narcissist. Full of yourself and even proud of your faults.
Stubborn and opinionated, you know what you think is right. End of discussion.
A bit of a misanthrope, you often see others as weak, ignorant, and inferior.

Heroes:

That's a tough one, I never really had one in particular. I just admire an individual that stands up for his/herself and does the right thing in a given situation...so that could even be YOU if you play your cards right...Who doesn't love The Simpsons?!


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Your Seduction Style: The Charmer
You're a master at intimate conversation and verbal enticement.
You seduce with words, by getting people to open up to you.
By establishing this deep connection quickly, people feel under your power.
And then you've got them exactly where you want them! What Is Your Seduction Style?
All American Kid
Popular but not plastic. Athletic but not a jock. Smart but not a brain.

You were well rounded and well liked in high school. Who Were You In High School?

My Blog

Only because Anja and Tep did it before me

  ..>     1). List 15 things that you want to say to people, but never will.2). Don't say who they are.3). Never discuss it again.1) You are one of the most superficial people I know...
Posted by Kevito Heat™ on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 12:27:00 PST

yeah...yeah...

This kid still has nothing on me when I was in my prime. Just ask Richard. This happened to him pretty much every hour, on the hour back in the day... ...
Posted by Kevito Heat™ on Mon, 11 Feb 2008 03:43:00 PST

Happy New Year

2008 had damn well better be a hell of a lot better than 2007....'Cause it sucked ass a lil' bit. I mean the begining was okay, but then people started to show their true colors, things started to go ...
Posted by Kevito Heat™ on Tue, 01 Jan 2008 09:50:00 PST

Randomness

What a weird couple of days it's been. Random people hugging me unexpectedly, falling on my ass for the first time in ages, hearing and seeing things that I'd rather not talk about, and then Dani losi...
Posted by Kevito Heat™ on Thu, 20 Dec 2007 01:21:00 PST

DAMN!

I think I should go to bed now because my brain is racing again. I'm thinking too much. I was typing up something and then out of nowhere the thought of "dang, it's been 20 years?" popped into my head...
Posted by Kevito Heat™ on Sun, 25 Nov 2007 11:20:00 PST

Tila Tequila

In the infamous words of Roxanne Reiner, "GOD DAMN!". That is all.
Posted by Kevito Heat™ on Sat, 27 Oct 2007 10:32:00 PST

Check out this video: Family Guy Crank Dat Soulja Boy

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Posted by Kevito Heat™ on Fri, 12 Oct 2007 02:54:00 PST

I need to not go to bed earlier or else: Sasper the Homosexual Ghost

This is sooo gay, but kinda funny.Check out this video: Sasper the Homosexual Ghost Add to My Profile | More Videos...
Posted by Kevito Heat™ on Sun, 30 Sep 2007 01:36:00 PST

Check out this video: CRANK DAT SOULJA BOY WITH BARNEY!!!!

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Posted by Kevito Heat™ on Sun, 30 Sep 2007 01:31:00 PST

Well...

Apparently, a few of the young'n 's have taking a liking to ol' Kevo. I always thought that a relationship should be between two people of similar age myself, but this girl whom I've been talking to i...
Posted by Kevito Heat™ on Sat, 14 Jul 2007 02:17:00 PST