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C. Lucas Smith

The theologians have recognized that the ideal is the imitation of God. If we be a part of such an o

About Me

I like shadow puppet plays, conjuring forth mystical beings, making drawerings, burning holes in couches, screeching, perty things, skateboarding inside apartments, banishing the aforesaid mystical beings back to the netherworld, studying Classical Chinese, waking up in strange places, walking backward, writing poems, making out elevators, getting drunk at D-22, making out in taxis, growing beards and shaving them off, listening to George Jones, getting yelled at by taxi drivers, playing banjo, writing long essays and then deleting them, drawing pentagrams on my fingernails, pretending that I have a clue, searching for obscure movies on DVD, watching my toenails grow, studying weird shit, eating weird shit, pwning newbs and nubz, and creative jaywalking.
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My Interests

Squirrels, Liquor, Henry Darger, Mythology, UFOs, Folklore, Orcs, Elflore, Peking Opera, Hollow Earth, Apples, Apples the Size of Your Head, Chinese History, Goats, Time Travel, Harps, Harpies, Harpsichords, Old English, Old Norse, Old Orcish, Gnomes, Art, Art?, Occult Philosophy, Alternative History, Bards, Black Holes, Spalding Gray, Poetry, Poesy, Dandyism, Djinni, Beer, Kleenex, and Fiddles.

I'd like to meet:

Readers, writers, artists, musicians, old friends, and new friends. People who share common interests. People with unique ideas. People who are REAL. I hate FAKE people and sadly there seems to be a lot of them floating around on Myspace.

I hope to meet other people interested in history, literature, philosophy, or etc. for intelligent discussion.

On a side note: all hail AiAi, MeeMee, GonGon, and Baby! Magical spell is Ei-Ei-Poo!

ABRAXAS ABRAXAS JHVH ANANYZAPTA ABRAXAS ABRAXAS

Music:

Countess, Woods of Infinity, Deathspell Omega, Obituary, Absu, Sepultura, Profanatica, Dark Throne, Vlad Tepes, Mutiilation, Moonblood, Horna, Emperor, Bethlehem, Forgotten Tomb, Sabbat, King Diamond, Sigh, Destroyer 666, Bathory, Bestial Warlust, Morbid Angel, Ritual Day, Immortal, Nuit Noire, Belketre, Black Funeral, Gorgoroth, Burzum, Leviathan, Mortuary Drape, Warloghe, Beherit, Havohej, Mercyful Fate, and Judas Iscariot.

Movies:

Allan Quatamain and the Temple of Skulls, Poultrygeist, Max Magician and the Legend of the Rings, Eragon, Harpies, Troll 2, The Hottie and the Nottie, Zombie Nation, Who's Your Caddy?, The Tony Blair Witch Project, Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2, Ghoulies 4, The Maize (aka Dark Harvest 2), The Love Guru, Three Ninjas: High Noon at Mega Mountain, and Flight of Fury.

Television:

Song Dan is a sexy-hot squirrel!! I love ya, pervert!!

Books:

The Wonderful Wizard of Oz, The Marvelous Land of Oz, Ozma of Oz, Dorothy and the Wizard in Oz, The Road to Oz, The Emerald City of Oz, The Patchwork Girl of Oz, Tik-Tok of Oz, The Scarecrow of Oz, Rinkitink In Oz, The Lost Princess Of Oz, The Tin Woodman Of Oz, The Magic of Oz, Glinda Of Oz, and The Story of the Vivian Girls in what is Known as the Realms of the Unreal of the Glandeco-Angelinian War Storm Caused by the Child Slave Rebellion.

Heroes:

Lewis Carroll, L. Frank Baum, Oscar Wilde, Charles Fort, Edward Lear, C.S. Lewis, Bertrand Russell, and J.R.R. Tolkien.

My Blog

O Comus!

O Comus!O Cupid! Lay low your bow and crack your shaftsLest with your sharpened points I do undertakeTo rid myself of these most unfaithful eyesThat no foul Nymph might make me bow and swayLike undula...
Posted by C. Lucas Smith on Sat, 11 Aug 2007 10:48:00 PST

Finvarra and Oonagh

Finvarra and Oonagh (rough draft)see now how they flailtheir skinny armsblurry torsosconvulsing shadowsand look steadilyfocus and seeneighbors and relativesmissing or deadand hear clearlytheir empty l...
Posted by C. Lucas Smith on Thu, 07 Aug 2008 11:10:00 PST

Fox Essence

Fox Essence she gathers leavesfor her clotheswhile far aboveDakini singssongs of glamourto change her furto supple fleshher urine stenchto sweet perfumeher spittled tongueto loll no more. sh...
Posted by C. Lucas Smith on Wed, 16 Jul 2008 03:49:00 PST

Gorgons

GORGONSA serpent skin and threadbare gownAre all that you have left to offerTo the madman with the bird-bone crownWhose sweetly septic fingers profferA draught to numb your trepidationOf the girl who ...
Posted by C. Lucas Smith on Wed, 02 Jul 2008 04:04:00 PST

Generation Gradius

Generation Gradiusspeed-up, speed-upheart poundingmissiles fallingskip the doublean early '?'ensures my survivallasers blazingthumbs achingoption 1, option 2option 3makes me a godstray bulletsexplodin...
Posted by C. Lucas Smith on Thu, 11 Sep 2008 10:03:00 PST

Our Autumn

Our Autumnour summer leaveshave turned to yellowi try to catch themas they falli paint them greenwith heartfelt wordsreattach themto unwilling branchesbut this beautyis only glamourfor yet they wither...
Posted by C. Lucas Smith on Mon, 08 Sep 2008 06:39:00 PST

The Good People

The Good People I saw a hill that had a doorwhich opened ontoa tiny roomwhere farmer's daughtersby the scoretrembled and hissedwithin the gloomwhile a faerie manwith insect eyespainted circleson ...
Posted by C. Lucas Smith on Thu, 10 Jul 2008 12:43:00 PST

Useless, Useless

Useless, Useless(for John Wilkes Booth)as i lie here bleedingnumb but breathingon Garret's porchthe black smoke lingersbut i smell the soilthe Confederate soil'look a-way, Dixie-land!'they swarm abou...
Posted by C. Lucas Smith on Tue, 12 Aug 2008 12:52:00 PST

POEM: The Huldrefolk

The Huldrefolk   In a musky inner-city motel room, With seedy carpet and seeded sheets, A summer dress falls about her feet, Revealing a half-remembered dream, Of witch-fur legs and hoary boggart...
Posted by C. Lucas Smith on Tue, 01 Jul 2008 02:00:00 PST

POEM: Fairy Wives

Fairy WivesAnd so you took a fairy girl to wifeHer gown was made of infant skinHer crown was woven of dead flowersYour fingers touched her hollow backAs she laughed and spun upon her heelsAnd one day ...
Posted by C. Lucas Smith on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 03:10:00 PST