Theatre group from Oslo, Norway....Porn, super heroes, love, rape, suicide and singing and dancing. From lack of love we became what we wanted.
Miau Miau feel the catsuit.
Stina Kajaso and Lisa Lie. We have been doing projects since 20000.We are a band.
We do plays.You call us. You pay for the call. We offer sexual service, tarot
readings and that stuff that Dr Phil does. We can talk dirty for hours.
We can even come to your house and talk dirty for food or beverages for
hours. We can read you dirty novels in funny dialects over the phone or
live or send you a recording of it. For hours. We are bored but not
boring. We live in scandinavia. Don..t be afraid. If you f---k with us
we promise you will have a good time. If you f---k with us we f---k
your mother and she will have a swell time. We also do home made trash
porn personalized for your every twist and desire. We can cheer you up
and suicide will never cross your mind again. Cross fingers.And if you are feeling like you want to experience being a woman we
will call you up to tell you 70 times a day that all the things you
love doing are unnatural for you. Male activities such as drinking
alcohol and having sex.
Send us your favourite songs and we will make a cd for you with our
cover versions or we will come to your home and perform them with a
small electric piano and maraccas formed as skulls. We will come and
watch video with you, we will even bring the video. Invite us anywhere
to anything, and we will be there.
We can completely re decorate your house and entire building with match
and wood, huff and puff, wake you up every morning by humping and
pumping on your belly, keep you up all night with sing and dance, do
eatable non-continental breakfast, be your wife and your wääääfe,
recite the entire LOTR trilogy while making puppets of troll deg and
your clothes and cutlery, we can hang with you like saddam
turn you into a vampire. pull out all your teeth. beat up handsome
men that torture you by being just that. dress up as ground-hogs and frolic
in your garden. bask in sin on patio. give you a free haircut. pick all
the apples we can carry, and watch us run away with the loot up to five
times a day. sit with you and comment anything that happens, with
distaste. we are also availiable for snowball fights, and late at night
call us and we will show up and walk you home for the price of the cab
to where you might be.we can hang with you like saddam, we can be
horny and afraid for you (kåt og reidd) Vi are HIJOS DE FRUTAS and if
you have a psychological problem, which is that you never think, call
us and we will explain in depth why few things are more turn-off than
tango. Instant asshole, just add booze.
Mail us today and we will send you phone number fro free, and throw in
a couple of extra numbers from our contact lists.
