I'm a terrible influence. I tend to be an asshole/tornado. Alcohol motivates me to climb trees/roofs, ruin lives, etc. I stay up until all hours of the night. I have no opinion about life and living so shut the fuck up. In reality, I probably won't like you (unless, of course, you can make me laugh and/or outwit me). I have just about no filter between what I think and what I actually say. I curse way too much. Honesty is the best policy. I overanalyze everything and laugh at my own jokes.
