Joe

Before he founded the Church of Scientology, SCIENCE FICTION author L.Ron Hubbard once told a sci-fi crowd that the "quickest way to make a million dollars is to start a new religion"-then he went and did it! And no one ever picked him up on that shit !?! You'd think SOMEONE would have said, " Uh, Ron, I was at your little sci-fi soiree a couple of years back and you were saying..." WELL, He may be full of extraterrestrial horseshit,, but ya gotta hand it to the clever dead bastard!!! He's got Tom Cruise, John Travolta and even Issac Hayes among his stable of celebtity ponies for Ah Pook's sake! Which gives me a sinister little idea.. I could just mix up a veritable smorgasbord of pseudo-religious hokum, throw in a few references to E.T. and Critters , prey on the hopes and fears of the human race, and then just kick back and just watch those dollahs roll in!!! In fact, so could you! Let's start one together! We could claim that Molly Ringwald holds the keys to the Akashic records !!! Let's do it! The First Church of Mother Molly Ringwald - Interdimensional Space Kitten!