Space |
I think when aliens finally come down here they are going to automatically know how stupid we are, based on what we named the biggest things we know. They're going to be like, "Hey, what did you name ...
Posted by on Mon, 05 Nov 2007 16:55:00 GMT |
Danzig lives where? |
Somebody told me that Danzig lives in my neighborhood. If you are too young to know who Danzig is, then google "Danzig, Mother", and you will be introduced to one of the rockinest moments of all time....
Posted by on Fri, 19 Oct 2007 00:09:00 GMT |
Logistics of blowing |
You are gross if you are thinking this is going to be about the dirty kind of blowing. Alternatively, this is going to be about the guy that comes to the parking lot of our apartment with one of those...
Posted by on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 13:36:00 GMT |
Interview with Fresh Air... |
me being quite poised in an interview on fresh air at the festival (edinburgh fringe festival):http://www.freshair.org.uk/_img/festival/interview
s/interview_todd_womack.mp3yes?
Posted by on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 09:37:00 GMT |
f you too, france |
i got a ticket for 40 euros (that's like 60 bucks, amigos) soon after entering the country of france. i got on a bus that was the last bus leaving the airport at 11:15pm and saw nowhere to buy a ticke...
Posted by on Sun, 05 Aug 2007 03:55:00 GMT |
Coffee vs. surgery |
I had a very interesting chat with a lady of Eastern European descent at the carwash the other day. And by interesting, I mean retarded. I won't mention what country she was from, but it rhymes with B...
Posted by on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 08:59:00 GMT |
The Other Pedias |
Wikipedia.org is a great website. It is a free online encyclopedia that is mostly accurate. Several competitors have entered the marketplace, however, and out of fairness I'd like to describe their re...
Posted by on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 01:29:00 GMT |
144 Resolutions |
The time to improve myself through reshaping my actions is here once again. I have over 144 New Years resolutions for 2007. Here are the highlights:126. No more murdering innocent penguins. I will try...
Posted by on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 00:43:00 GMT |
Dell, you're the greatest! |
Oh Dell, you crack me up. I love it when I call you and some guy in India answers like this:Hello thank you for calling Dell my name is Tom. Me: Really? Your parents named you Tom?Tom: Yes.Me: Serious...
Posted by on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 00:56:00 GMT |
2007 |
Umm, did anyone else notice that at the very beginning of 2007 everybody was wasted?Is that really the way 2007 is going to be? 2006 would be ashamed if it were still around. But it's not, because dru...
Posted by on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 08:52:00 GMT |
