Krystal

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Hey yall I'm Krystal. I'm a sexy blond bombshell who lives a haff mile off root 166 in Bethel, Tennessee. I used to be a CNA which stands for Certificated Nurse Assoshiate. What it really is tho is that I was doin all the work and everythin else at that there nursing home or assisted livin what have you. I was gonna be a doctor but I had to quit my night classes at the Pulaski senior high scool on account of my cronik back pain and what not.
I'm a big fan of metal bands and harly davidsons. Once in 1993 I went to the big Harly festival in Sturgis in South Dakota and that was a great vacation. I ain't never been out of Tennessee besides then cept for that time I went to Huntsville to see that sexy singer from that Youth Gone Wild band, what is it Oh Skid Row. got me a trucker cap that says "Bach Off" its sweet lookin on me tho I got to tell ya I don't really get the meanin.
If your hear cause the adoption agencey told you how I'm yer mama I just want you to know that you was my sweet lil angel, and I loved you very much but lifes cruel sircumstanses led us on diffrent paths, and I loved whoever youre daddy was very much to. That said, little feller, I'd like to be left alone cause the memries are just too painful for yo ol mama. I do exxept visits on mothers day if you come bearin gifts. Keep in mind, preshious baby child, that mama really needs one of them there I-Pods and a new web cam for her adult entertainment internet bizness. I busted my old web-cam but ya'll dont really need too know how that happned.
If any yall know where I can find me some xtra percocets, let me no cuz I axidentally dropped my perscripshon in the toilet agin.
Also in my life I'm fixin to get me a copyrite slander libel persnal injury lawsuit against the Oaky Pines Retirment Village and also them Krystals restraunts on account of ways they wronged me and what not.