[MaTTy PP]♣ZDAF♣

BEFORE YOU WINDGE ABOUT WHERE YOU ARE IN MY TOP FRIENDS, IT HAS BEEN ARANGED ALPHABETICALLY... COULN'T ARRANGE IT WITHOUT SOMEONE BEING UNHAPPY, SO YEAH..
Hey im Matt, Mattie, or whatever you want to call me. I live in Cranny (Cranbourne) which is like 50 minutes away from Melbourne. Im in year 12 at cranny secondary, and i HATE HOMEWORK WITH A PASION, ESPECIALLY HOLIDAY HOMEWORK!!! ARRHHH. There is nothing more better to do on a weekend then to hang out with mates! OH AND FUCKIN PARTY UNTIL YOU PASS OUT!! I love all me mates and they mean so much to me!! There is also a little known fact about me... IM NOW ADDICTED TO MOSHING!!! Coz im awesomenesss yeah... LOL. Well that just about concludes this..
If you know me or you want a chat or something add me on msn! Make sure you tell me who you are and that you got my addy from myspace otherwise yeah.. ill be like, who the fucks this.. lol - [email protected]
Funny qoute from James ROBO:
Whats the point of putting stupid questions on a exam? e.g: If you have 2 buckets, and i happend to be hungry and slip on a banana, what is the distance between the bucket and the rubbish bin?
INTERESTING CHUCK NORRIS FACTS:
- 70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Chuck Norris' weight is his dick.
- Chuck Norris doesn't consider it sex if the woman survives.
- When Chuck Norris was a baby, he didn't suck his mother's breast. His mother served him whiskey, straight out of the bottle.
- When Chuck Norris works out on the Total Gym, the Total Gym feels like it's been raped.
BEST JOKE EVER!! HAHA
Johnny wanted to shag a girl in his office.....but she belonged to someone else...
One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said I'll
give you a 1000 dollars if you let me shag you... but the girl said NO.
Johnny said I'll be fast, I'll throw the money on the floor, you
bend down, I'll be finished by the time you pick it up. She
thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her
boyfriend... so she called her boyfriend and told him the story.
Her boyfriend says ask him for 2000 dollars, pick up the money very fast,
he won't even be able to get his pants down.
So she agrees and accepts the proposal.
Half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call.
Finally after 45 mins the boyfriend calls and asks what happened...
She said "THE BASTARD USED COINS!!!"
ZERO DEGREES AND FALLING!!
CLICK THE BANNER BELLOW OR THE ABOVE PIC TO GOTO ZDAF'S MYSPACE AND LISTEN TO THERE MUSIC!! Home | Browse | Search | Invite | Film | Mail | Blog | Favorites | Forum | Groups | Events | Videos | Music | Comedy | Classifieds