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Caitlin

I need body armor

About Me

my name is caitlin julanne cooley and i have long brownish hair and yellow eyes. Most people tell me im the most beautiful creature that walks this planet, others call me a dirty stay out. I like good beer. And lets be honest, bad beer too. Whisky is my bed partner and really knows how to treat a lady. I love to SKI, bike, and do outdoor stuff like camping and hiking and things like that. I get thrown on the curb for dancin on tables and give my number out to creepy stalkers who come watch me at swim practice. Im all about finding deserted drinks at parties once the keg is tapped, but usually only when Lindsey forces me to. I fall down a lot. I work at the posh Governor Hotel in downtown Portland at the front desk, where I get to check in douches like Bill O'reiley. I not a big fan of cliches, or cliche people for that matter. I like having pictures but not taking them (im no good at it) I live in Portland but I'm not Emo, although I did dye my hair black at one point. Motorcycles/crotch rockets make me hot, I really like starburst and Jew boys and I have ADD but my mom wont let me get drugs cuz she said they have tweak in them. I like hangin out with older bro and making fun of roller bladers. I'm a big fan of textures, but I hate pudding and dried coconut. I love puns. I hate the rain but I love running around naked in it. Arts and crafts are life...the rest is just details...I want to join a knitting circle or perhaps a modge podge group..do they have those? I like activity partners and Life partnes. LPs 4 Lyfe!!! american eagle myspace layout

My Interests

I swim like a dolphin and enjoy falling down. Scooters. SKIING. bikes and bike accessories. clothing and accessories. i have iron lungs. pictures. talking. art and art history. MY FRIENDS. i love to do arts and crafts and design costumes or slutty shirts, whichever. music, drinkin, and shakin it up on some dude after everyone has gone home are some of my favorites. live in rainy Oregon, and generally like it. I love baked coloring with my roomie, kink, making PSAs, making out, being a dirty stay-out, being ADD, having whooping cough, passing out first, tidepools, the ocean.

I'd like to meet:

David Bowie DANCE MAGIC (by David Bowie)

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Music:

Paul Simon, Billy Joel, Led Zeppelin, Eric Clapton, White Stripes, The Who, Sage Francis, Talib Kweli, Pink Floyd, Mos Def, Black Sabbath, Atmosphere, Blackalicious, Elliot Smith, Buju Banton, Jack Johnson, Cream, The Doors, Cat Stevens, Greatful Dead, David Bowie, Too $hort, Creedence, Van Morrison, Rolling Stones, The late MJ, STEVIE WONDER, Bob Marley, Tom Petty, Barrington Levy, Fleetwood Mac, Sublime, The Velvet Underground, Wyclef, Guns N' Roses, The Police, Hendrix, Snoop, Elton John, Heart, Bob Dylan, Al Green, Steve Miller Band, Janis Joplin...in no particular order

Movies:

Pootie Tang, Run Ronnie Run, Drop Dead Gorgeous, Drop Dead Fred, Saving Grace, Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas, Almost Famous, Fight Club, Best In Show, Wayne's World, POOTIE TANG, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Best of Will Farell, ELF!!!!!!! syke.

Television:

I dont have one...but if i did....Twin Peaks, curb your enthusiasm, Arrested Development, Lost, Family Guy, Modern Marvels, Simpsons, Chappelle's show, Daily Show, anything on the "what's on!" channel, Histories mysteries, VH1 top 100 countdowns, E! true life story

Books:

Vice magazines dos and don'ts, Scarlet Letter, The Power of One, Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas, anybook from the extensive "chose your own adventure" collection, Harry Potter, Giddeons spies, Catch-22, Rum Diaries, The Tenacity of the Cockroach, Slaughterhouse 5

Heroes:

mamma, pappa, and bro

My Blog

jazz and gangsta's paradise

I just heard a jazz rendition of gangsta's paradise in my hotel lobby.  There is also a jazz rendition of tequila.  Does anyone else think that that is wrong? is it ok that i got into it?...
Posted by Caitlin on Thu, 23 Feb 2006 05:39:00 PST

Bill O'reilley yelled at me!!!

I got yelled at by bill O'reilly!! He is staying at my hotel and he yelled at me!! it was great!! I felt like I was on the O'reilly factor!!! then i got his autograph on the room service receipt!! I r...
Posted by Caitlin on Sat, 08 Oct 2005 07:01:00 PST

f you blog

fuck i just did a post and it erased on me...im over this blog crap...maybe ill post if i get really bored
Posted by Caitlin on Mon, 15 Aug 2005 08:58:00 PST

anyone??? lindsey? anyone?

so before i start actually writing in this i just would like to know if anyone actually reads these because otherwise...i will not!!!!
Posted by Caitlin on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

That's right bitches...

Oh yes...it is true, I have made my triumphant return to the wide world of internet and computer technology once again!!! so basically hey gurl I know ur the only one who reads this shit...I cant wait...
Posted by Caitlin on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

im think i might be dying.....oww it hurts

my kidneys have been givin me some pain as of late...i think they are about to give up the ghost.....kava kidney? i drink and pop the pills way too much...Im gonna detox for a while in awhile...i gott...
Posted by Caitlin on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Bobcats, zombies, and umbrellas rawk my world...I'll be here all week...tip ur waitress

Hot DAMN! Im goin g to SC for Halloween...woop woop!!!! I drove a bobcat today...it was sweet...I got to pick up and dump dirt...i decided to drop out of college and go to heavy machinery school and b...
Posted by Caitlin on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

typical....just friggin typical

Oh man last night was rough....I slammed my pinky into a door and now it is all blue and swollen...good thing I was pretty wasted by the time it happened. Then, to make matters worse, I walked home a...
Posted by Caitlin on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST