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About Me

So... this is Texas, eh?

I've newly arrived here in San Antonio, TX and lookin to make the best of it. What the means I have no idea. I have no idea what to expect from you Texicans other than that you're all jealous that Alaska is bigger... but don't worry, I won't hold that against you.

So feel free to get ahold of me... unless you don't have a sense of humor in which case you... probably won't like me. If you do have one, you probably /will/. I'm fun. Honest.

You can look it up on the internet. It /has/ to be true then!

My Interests

What Kind of Pirate are Ye?

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The Clever Pirate
Enod Ylecin! You catch on to situations quickly! If you smell trouble you immediatley put your brain to use and figure a way out...whether your in the middle of a thunderstorm or left the scraps at dinner time. You will go far in life because you see it for its possibilities. People admire your advice and trust in your instinct...believe in yourself enough and you can take over the world! " ACHTUNG ! Stoph may actually be a spider-human hybrid
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I'd like to meet:

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There is a certain girl... over there in Kansas City. She knows who she is.

This video is from my Med Lab class's week of Medical Readiness training. I think I'm in there. Somewhere.
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Music:

There's not much out that can compare to the greats... Credence Clearwater, the Eagles, Jim Croche and their fellow geniuses. I also love the music from the forties and fifties, although my penchant for grabbing a girl and doing a some swing to it probably has something to do with that particular facet of my musical smorgasboard. Plus, that era just has a great energy to it. Love it or... well, or don't.

Movies:

There are several that really hit the spot, movie wise. Star Wars is a perennial favorite and a must for any geek. You also have a hard time going wrong with Mel Brooks, Spaceballs and Blazing Saddles in particular. Can't forget The Princess Bride, a move I sincerely belive is unamerican NOT to like. Other notable mentions are Oeans Eleven, Office Space, Kung-Fu Hustle, Newsies and The Count of Monte Cristo.Your results:
You are Han Solo Han Solo 73% Padme 71% Princess Leia 68% Lando Calrissian 64% R2-D2 64% Luke Skywalker 57% Mace Windu 57% Yoda 57% Obi-Wan Kenobi 56% An Ewok 55% Even though you've been described as
reckless, selfish and cocky, you're the
type of person others love to be around.
People like you because you're a scoundrel.
(This list displays the top 10 results out of a possible 21 characters)
Click here to take the "Which Star Wars character are you?" quiz...

Television:

I tend not to watch much television... although when I do, it's Smallville (Difficult to do, not having a TV anymore though) or Invader Zim. For those unfortuante wretches out there that don't know what Invader Zim is... all I can do is pity you. It is, without a doubt, the greatest cartoon ever to be concieved... it even beats out Transformers. Hard to believe, but true.

Books:

Again, one has to cover the classics. The Lord of the Rings, just about anything by Orson Scott Card and the Dark Elf series by R.A. Salvatore are all particular favorites. The Chronicles of Narnia are another big set which, I just want to point out, I'd both heard of /and/ read many a time well before the movie came out. That said... the movie rocked too.

Heroes:

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Superman and Spider-Man, hands down. Sure, I know it's not what this section was probably intended for but hey... I love comic books. I grew up on these guys and to me, they'll always be the best that the media has to offer. Course, if I /were/ either of those two heroes, I have no doubt I'd abuse my powers terribly. God was wise when He decided not to grant me metahuman powers. Le sigh. Stupid godly wisdom.Your results:
You are Superman Superman 85% Spider-Man 65% Supergirl 60% Robin 50% Wonder Woman 50% Iron Man 50% The Flash 45% Green Lantern 45% Hulk 40% Catwoman 35% Batman 20% You are mild-mannered, good,
strong and you love to help others.
Click here to take the "Which Superhero am I?" quiz...

You scored as Iceman. Iceman is a very powerful but volitile X-man. His ego and reluctance to follow orders means that he often clashes with Cyclops. Despite being immature sometimes, he's very popular with the ladies and is an extremely powerful X-Man. Powers: Can lower the temperature in areas around him. Basically, he has a near limitless ability to freeze things and make massive amounts of ice.

Iceman

85%

Beast

70%

Cyclops

65%

Jean Grey

65%

Nightcrawler

60%

Colossus

50%

Rogue

50%

Storm

45%

Wolverine

35%

Gambit

30%

Emma Frost

30%
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My Blog

A PornBot walked into a bar....

...and boy did it hurt! Well, that didn't last long. Wasn't more than two weeks ago that I saw the post from Tom, saying something about new technology that would keep the spammers away? Yeah. Becau...
Posted by Christopholis on Fri, 18 May 2007 05:25:00 PST

USDA Shock Troops vs the Giant Ants

So the other night, me and my buddy Bertz picked up some great crappy movies, with the intent on mocking them. All in all, usually a good time, right? Little did we know that we were about to meet a m...
Posted by Christopholis on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 05:52:00 PST

The wiener cat!

First, the thing about me... I'm done! Woohoo! Finally finished up my Phase II training at Scott AFB, so I'm a /real/ Air Force boy now....and it only took 13 months of training to get here. I got Dis...
Posted by Christopholis on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 07:35:00 PST

Swing out! Swing dancing videos from the WashU

Here's a couple of videos from the WashU swing dance on Saturday. Been a blast to everyone I've gotten to dance with while I've been here! Going to miss you all!Well, most of you. Not you Kassi. You'r...
Posted by Christopholis on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 04:01:00 PST

Vengance shall be mine, sayeth the Stoph!

Twenty seven years, people. That's how long I've been on this earth. I've known many of you for several years. I told you things I feared to speak, I trusted you with my emotions, my feelings, my hono...
Posted by Christopholis on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 01:07:00 PST

Don't be offended but....

Don't be offended.... Don't take this the wrong way... I don't mean to be rude, but...You know, other than the words "We need to talk", I can't think of any other words I'd like /less/ to hear than t...
Posted by Christopholis on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 06:14:00 PST

Oooowwwww

As a heterosexual male that has spent no time in one of the correctional facilities of our fine country, I must say that my opportunity to voice the following statement is my first, given my the way t...
Posted by Christopholis on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 10:04:00 PST

Why don't the ads add up?

I've ranted about the ads here on MySpace here before... not because, mind you, I hate them with the passion of a thouasand firey suns... because really, I don't. They're incredibuly usefull to me, in...
Posted by Christopholis on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 10:38:00 PST

Swingin!

Just a short tidbit of a video from a recent swing dancing shindig... Suprise, suprise, I"m the one in the Superman T-shirt.If that doens't clue you in, i'm also the bald one. If you're still lost... ...
Posted by Christopholis on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 07:28:00 PST

Attack of the 50 Foot Chain Letter

Ah, the good old days...when chain letters were simple in their execution. You read it and then at the bottom, you saw in."If you don't send this to 15 other people, horrible fates will befall you! In...
Posted by Christopholis on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 02:42:00 PST