Hunting, fishing, hiking, camping, boating, partying, target shooting, watching NASCAR (Non Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks), shooting pool, pitching cornhole and horseshoes, and just the general exploration of this great country!!!
I'd like to meet:
Midgets doing kinky things while dressed like smurfs.
Music:
Rock and Roll, 80's hair-band, Techno, Country (the real country music... not that pop/boyband shit... yeah I'm talking to you Rascal Flatts), Bluegrass, and Blues
Movies:
Anything that isn't Michael Moore, that fat socialist pig!
The Dude Abides
Television:
Family Guy, Andy Griffith, Robot Chicken, and anything that has migets fighting
Books:
Field and Stream, 4wheelin', Maxim, and Stuff
Heroes:
John Denver, for showing us that even stupid people can make lots of money