Mah name is Harley Bear and ah live in Texas. Mah mom and dad got me when ah waz 6 weekz old and they've been in love ever since. Me, well, ah try not to let them know how much ah love em cuz they try harder this way. Ah have a woman named Sugar Bear. She's a cutey, but she likez to nip me when ah bark. Mah mom is trying to train her so she doesn't do that. She sayz she needz that guy The Dog Whisperer. Ah sure hopes he doesn't ever come to mah house. He'd ruin all my fun. Ah'm really a good boy. Except, ah love to roam if someone mezzez up and leavez the gate open. Mom and dad even built a gate on the porch so that wouldn't happen. But people leave it open sometimez and ah sneak out de door. Oh my, my mom almost haz a heart attack. But ah love to roam. Ah have a smile on my face the whole time. Nobody has left the gate open lately. Darn. My mom had a fence built around the side of the house so that Sugar and ah can look out to see what is going on. But ah keep watching for that gate to be left open....
Here's a pic of me when ah was a baby. Life can be so boring sometimes.
