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Nick

About Me

Tall, Dark and Handsome....Would you settle for average, white, and attractive to men serving 20 to life? Well, if you will (especially if you're serving 20 to life) you too can be my friend for the low low price of $39.95. If you sign up in the next 10 minutes, I'll even throw in Dino as a friend too, FOR NO ADDITIONAL COST. Not sold yet? Well, here's what you get for your $39.95. You get one authentic Italian* (1/8th qualifies as authentic), not one of those imitation Italians some other sites try to pawn off on you (David Olsson, we're looking your way on this one). Not only that, but order in the next 5 minutes and we'll throw in the egg slicer and the super knife for no additional cost. So that's Nick, Dino, the egg slicer, AND the super knife for $39.95. (Yes, I typed this while watching Ron Popeil).

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Howling Mad Murdock, that guy was crazy.

My Blog

And the Oscar goes to.......Ludacris?

Yes, Ludacris has won an Oscar. Well, not really, but the best picture of 2005 had Ludacris in it. As I was watching the end of the Oscars last night, I was repeatedly perplexed to see Ludacris at the...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Mar 2006 11:23:00 GMT

Really?

So, have the Olympics really come to this? Last night I was forced to watch ice dancing on TV and the fact that this is an Olympic "sport" is boggling my mind. As I was beginning to watch this, the fi...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Feb 2006 09:47:00 GMT

A real waste of time

52 of the most random things you probably never needed to know about someone. REPOST WITH YOUR ANSWERS!1. Your name spelled backwards?etareF kciN2a. Last incoming call on your cell phone?Brie2a. Last ...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Feb 2006 22:57:00 GMT

Way too much time on my hands.....

So,  I've been sitting here fairly bored today, as I actually got up at a decent time (8:30) and went for a bike ride already (no 70 yr old today).  While contemplating writing random commen...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Dec 2005 13:32:00 GMT

Fat Ass

So seeing that I have 3 weeks off from work, I decided to finally get back on my bike and start working out again. I especially needed to do this after weighing myself this morning. Now even though I ...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Dec 2005 12:44:00 GMT

Random Thoughts

Just a few random thoughts and observations from the past week or so... While some bottled water the other day, I read something on the side of the bottle that truly disturbed me. It read: "Do Not ...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Dec 2005 17:06:00 GMT

Really?

I was reading the Seattle PI this morning online when I came across the following quote about the monorail: "It's an accident waiting to happen. Those tracks are too close together," said a man carryi...
Posted by on Mon, 28 Nov 2005 10:46:00 GMT

Signs

I recently passed a 7-11 store with a big sign out front that said "Under New Management". Now I don't know about you, but I've never passed a 7-11 and thought, "You know, I'd like a big bite, but unf...
Posted by on Sun, 27 Nov 2005 11:38:00 GMT

Things That Grind My Gears

Sometimes the collective intelligence of people amazes me. I left my apartment yesterday to make do a couple of things, rent a movie, and get a sandwich. So I get to the movie store go to check out my...
Posted by on Sun, 27 Nov 2005 11:23:00 GMT

Be My Friend?

I just invited Lebron James to be my friend. I was nervous at first, like a 7th grader asking a girl to a dance. I mean he's SO popular, is there any way he would be MY friend? I'm hoping he responds.
Posted by on Fri, 25 Nov 2005 00:06:00 GMT