All Beef Franks |
I was at work yesterday, minding my own buisness, hating having to be at work, when a situation presented itself that reminded me why I actually do like my job. "Does th...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 01:25:00 GMT |
So I was cleaning out my inbox here on MySpace... |
And I came across this gem entitled Re: Re: Makin Gravy(Note: To read it in order, start at the bottom and work your way up)NOOOOOOO!!!! MY WIFE WAS IN THAT GRAVY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ----------...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 10:44:00 GMT |
Stupid internet... |
Well, I just wrote a three page blog about the philosophy of shit on the floor, but this god damned website fucked up when I clicked to post it, so now I am angry...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 08:42:00 GMT |
Ruse |
Life's greatest ruse is what comes there afterwhen voices cease and darkness comesand sweet death ends the laughter.Life is wasted theorizing what's to come.God's white light ornight eternal,to where ...
Posted by on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 15:53:00 GMT |
And There Was Much Defication! |
At one time, the snarls of Schooly D busting out the theme to Aqua Teen Hunger Force caused the automatic reaction of me taking the remote and changing the channel. I found it annoying. I felt that fo...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 00:11:00 GMT |
Zappa's Guitar was a Homicidal Maniac |
As I sit here and ponder the musings of Mike Nelson and Kevin Smith, both of whose books I have been deeply immersed within, I can't help but wonder exactly what it is that makes Frank Zappa's guitar ...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Jul 2006 09:50:00 GMT |
Fun with Superman Nerds (Myself Included...) |
You know, in cartoons, when one character is talking shit about another character, only to find out that the person is standing right behind them? Well, I had a very simillar experience the other day....
Posted by on Thu, 29 Jun 2006 09:47:00 GMT |
An Oscillating Fan is Comparitive to a Handjob, and a Quote From Howard Hughes |
So I decided recently that, despite my penchant for the cold, I rather enjoy the warm summer weather. Even when it is 103 in the shade and my back is covered with blistering sores and possible melenom...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 09:49:00 GMT |
Mr. Monday Night |
So, Triple H is, once again, going to Wrestlemania...Big surprise. Anyone who didn't forsee it from the begining of the Road to Wrestlemania Tournement is either retarded or&n...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Feb 2006 08:21:00 GMT |
My Problem With Movie Critics |
What, exactally, does it take to be a movie critic? Do you have to go to film school and become some uppidy art house asshole to gain the right to explain why another person's...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Jan 2006 10:39:00 GMT |
