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Not On Your Life

I really hate listening to other peoples shitty music at a loud volume.  I almost punched a woman in the face because she wanted to listen to numerous songs by Elton John; the songstress.  I...
Posted by Schmalison on Wed, 04 Jun 2008 11:45:00 PST

Zippers, Bumblebees, and Bologna

Aaaah.  An insomniac springtime blog.  I'm sure it was anticipated.  So as I write this it is 5am.  Yummy.  I drank vodka.  Again.  After I swore it off twice before...
Posted by Schmalison on Sat, 24 May 2008 02:29:00 PST

Bleep Blop Blog

So I thought I was in trouble but I'm not.  I think I'm over the getting in trouble phase.  I'm considering mowing lawns to pick up some extra money.  If anyone needs their lawn mowed y...
Posted by Schmalison on Thu, 15 May 2008 08:55:00 PST

Check out this video: Zach Galifianakis Absolut Vodka ad featuring Tim & Eric

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Posted by Schmalison on Thu, 15 May 2008 07:58:00 PST

A Vodka Movie (Part 2) by Zach Galifianakis, Tim and Eric

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3EQcvKCFFW4 ...
Posted by Schmalison on Mon, 12 May 2008 06:19:00 PST

UFC

I say I love the UFC and then I watch it and I'm reminded how COMPLETELY AWESOME it is.  Tonight had some great fights.  The first fight was Mac Danzig and Mark Bocek.  Really bloody.&n...
Posted by Schmalison on Sun, 20 Apr 2008 10:50:00 PST

This is major. Major, major, majorly important. Don’t forget to spell check.

I’m excited now that the weather is showing signs of spring.  I’m getting ready to start planting in my backyard.  I can’t wait to barbeque this year and have drinks under ...
Posted by Schmalison on Fri, 04 Apr 2008 06:08:00 PST

Roasted Peanuts

I’m craving for someone to do something lovely for me.  I walked out of the store the other day and caught the first warm breeze.  For a second I took it in and I can’t wait to g...
Posted by Schmalison on Fri, 28 Mar 2008 07:29:00 PST

My-T-Fine

Interestingly enough a fellow worker outer at the gym took advantage of the time I was in Florida; away from my gym partner.  Leaving her alone to fend off ill advice from fast food eating, hand ...
Posted by Schmalison on Thu, 06 Mar 2008 06:32:00 PST

Seriously

I don't know.  I just sometimes, well all the time look for UFO's at night.  Everynight.  I never see them.  Well not never.  I saw some wierdies.  But when ever somethin...
Posted by Schmalison on Thu, 06 Mar 2008 06:18:00 PST