THIS BAND IS NOT A JOKESo, we are a fucking good band, much better than most of the fucks we've added as friends. Arctic Monkeys and Johnny Foreigner don't accept friend requests from bands, so they can go fuck themselves.People that don't like this band can go fuck themselves. But everybody likes this band so nobody is going to have to fuck themselves except arctic monkeys and johnny foreigner.We fucking love pavement, and nobody is going to change that, if you want to change that, you can change that by going and fucking yourself, although it's unlikely that it'll change anything.We also fucking love los campesinos!, but they stole the exclamation mark name from us, so they can go fuck themselves, except Gareth, he's lovely. He doesn't have to fuck himself.One of us really fucking loves Wu-Tang, and the other one doesn't even pretend to. RZA is basically fucking god. The Wu-Manual is basically a fucking bible. Anyone that doesn't have a copy can go fuck themselves. I have 2 copies, incase I lose one and don't want to have to fuck myself.YOU WILL NEVER FUCKING KNOW WHO WE ARE, IF YOU THINK YOU DO, YOU CAN GO AND FUCK YOURSELF, AND IF YOU TELL ANYONE, WE WILL BREAK YOUR LEGS WHILE YOU FUCK YOURSELF, AND WE ALL KNOW WHAT A FUCKING AWFUL MESS THAT WILL MAKE, SO JUST STFU AND GTFO IF YOU KNOW WHO WE ARE, COCKSUCKERS.The GO FUCK YOURSELF list is as follows:
Anybody that overuses the word 'fail', especially on the internet.
Anybody that doesn't like dogs.
Anybody that likes cats.
Anybody that doesn't find Mark Corrigan sexy.
Anybody that thinks Klaxons are original.
Anybody that likes post 80s R'n'B.
Anybody that thinks Center Parks is a foreign country.
Anybody that thinks people in non-english language speaking country will understand you if you speak english with a slightly retarded undertone, as if to try and sound like a foreign person speaking english. THIS DOES NOT WORK, YOU JUST LOOK LIKE A COCK.
Anybody that thinks typical grammatical errrors are funny, and something they are completely beyond, you're fooling nobody.
Anybody that brags about how much they drink.
Anybody that calls indians 'pakis'.
Anybody that calls non-chinese, oriental people; 'chinkys'
Anybody that thinks it's not ok to say 'nigger, paki, coon, wog', but it's fine to say 'chinky', as long as you're referring to food.
Anybody that is in the arctic monkeys. You got famous way to quick, and you hurt our feelings when you wouldn't accept our friend request.
Anybody that is in Johnny Foreigner, we fucking loved you guys, but you didn't accept our friend request.
Anybody that voted for Boris Johnson as mayor of London.
Anybody that doesn't have a Wu-Tang manual ready at all times.
Anybody that doesn't think U-God is actually just God.
Anybody that watches a really good film, then says they didn't enjoy it because they didn't see the 'point'.
Anybody that thinks it's cool to like Bob Marley.
Anybody that doesn't have a GOFUCKYOURSELF list on myspace.
Anybody that doesn't have plans to buy our album when it comes out in the not too distant future.Anybody that thinks an appropriate and ironic way to finish this list would be to put the last GOFUCKYOURSELF candidate as 'Anybody'.
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