Greetings, I am your new Disposable Jedi Lackey! Whether your just looking for a non-threatening sidekick to keep you company while you destroy the Jedi order, or you need some fast killable shock troops to rush the Sith Master and soften him up before you engage him your self; you will find my services INDESPINCIBLE!
I am HIGHLY trained in all force skills and lightsaber combat. But not so highly trained that I can’t be killed with barely a second thought by one of the main characters. *Wink*
Yes soon, I will be bleeding all over your enemies and slowing them up so you can kill them at your leisure. Heck, I may even wound them a little before dying!
If you act now, I also come with a Double Bladed Lightsaber, your choice badly fitted Jedi robes or a full body iron lung, AND 15 of my best films from Hammer studios! HOW CAN YOU GO WRONG!?!Disposable Jedi INC is not responsible for sudden reversals of fortunes, loss of limbs, or severe monthly cramping. May the force be with you!
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