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Fantasma Blanco

I am here for Friends

About Me

What about me? i thought i could hold out. but here i am on myspace. i feel nauseous. i'm only in it for other people, really. not too big on communication, but hypocritically big on people communicating with me. i like long walks on the...wait. wrong site. my interests include what people think of me so i can say "i don't care what ______ thinks." general smart ass, know it all, holier-than-thou, dream crusher, realist, and incredibly fun at parties. i will carry you to victory in trivial pursuit. my toyota corolla is indestructible. i haven't figured out what i'm doing yet, but i have an idea of where i want to be and who i want there with me. "buy the ticket, take the ride."-HST otherwise i am 85 years old and living comfortably in shady acres adult diapery and focused care center where i will die of an infection doctors missed in my last physical. two spoons of sunshine!

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Alexander Graham Bell and smack him in the face. Can we get on that? shovels please? and then jesus, to see if i need to get my shit together or keep on keepin' on. and if not him then major league relief pitcher jesus chavez. the guy in the new six flags ad's that insists that your fun is quantified in flags. he, too, shall be smacked. and i'd like to make out with a drunk bjork. or at least the nurse who will love me.

My Blog

whatever happens in this blog, stays in this blog. even the dog fucking.

and i mean that as a human activity, not two dogs. oh my god yes. hey kids! happy st. patty"s, easter, cinco de mayo, memorial, flag, secretary's, mother's, birth, independence, boxing day! yeah, it"s...
Posted by on Sun, 12 Jul 2009 00:51:00 GMT

blog blog blog

where the hell have i been?  this blog is a self loathing blog about my inability to blog.  blog blog blog.  say it. it's fun. blog. hee hee.  but in all seriousness, what the fuck?  have you (i) been...
Posted by on Tue, 31 Mar 2009 18:49:00 GMT

mayan sun part 4: The Weddening

it's like reckoning.  anyway.  saturday is here, a few weeks later.  waking up that morning feeling pretty good.  pretty, pretty, pretty good.  almost immediately after smokin...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Dec 2008 05:30:00 GMT

mayan sun part three: the reckoning

at jill's insistance, here's friday.  i woke up before lazy ass here, and went out to get breakfast.  and i wasn't alone.  they gave me a survey at the restaurant and that was company e...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Nov 2008 20:40:00 GMT

mayan sun 2: son of mayan sun

thursday.  7:30 a.m. the sun seems to come up early when you're hungover.  in this particular case, it was as welcome as having nothing left of yourself to offer those savage toilet gods who...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Nov 2008 04:48:00 GMT

mayan sun

hola.  ok, i'm done with the spanish...maybe.  leaving st. louis at 5 a.m. it was a little cool, not too bad.  light hoodie weather.  arriving in cancun at 11, wearing the same clo...
Posted by on Fri, 14 Nov 2008 19:46:00 GMT

a commercial for my next blog

in a world, where i do things.  occasionally i blog about stuff.  one of those occasions will be coming to a monitor directly in front of you in the near future..  this november, it's.....
Posted by on Wed, 12 Nov 2008 03:03:00 GMT

spanish lessons on the fly

i'm heading to mexico in a little under two weeks.  i made the mistake of taking latin in high school. it's my understanding that this part of the world is latin america, but, joke's on me, they ...
Posted by on Sat, 25 Oct 2008 19:12:00 GMT

damnit sarah palin

hi kids, i really haven't had much time to think about stuff with all the work and drinking i have to squeeze into my life, but last night got my irish up.  so the blues were playing the kings an...
Posted by on Sat, 25 Oct 2008 18:43:00 GMT

cockfighting

huh huh huh huh huh. a huh huh.  cock. anyway, who cares that much about chickens?  we mass produce them to exploit their reproductive cycle, or eat them, or for milk, but we don't like it i...
Posted by on Thu, 25 Sep 2008 05:03:00 GMT