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Margeypan

It makes me laugh when drugged out pieces of shit think they are better than me! HAHAHAHA!

About Me

Myspace Backgrounds This is the way I live:
My name is Marge Wiggins.
Number one I really just don't give a fuck most of the time.
I have the best daughter a mother could ask for!
I'm kind of a big deal.
People often dislike me because I am way cooler than they will ever be.
100% of the time I'm optimistic all the time!
I love being the center of attention no matter what I have to do and alot of girls hate me because of the attention I get :)
I'm one of the guys I like cars and hockey and girl stuff is boring to me...
Me and Jenaaay are like peas and carrots.
We like to light stuff on fire!!!
I gave up drinking but I'm a fan of beer any beer my favorite is wheat beer tho especially Blue Moon YUM! A couple beers here and there is aight tho.
My tattoos are cooler than your tattoos!
I have word tattoo'd on my ass, a pizza tattoo, a big club and a big spade on my sides, and also have a 5 speed shift pattern tattoo.
I love everyone even if they hate me.
If you dont have something good to say don't say it.
If you don't like someone or they don't like you don't even bother wasting your time with them it's not worth it
I live my life to the fullest.
I play the viola, drums, paino, sing, and hope to master turn tables someday.
I'll eat your soul....
My cousin Tia Stewart is like my fav. person ever!! We drink Vitamin Water a lot.
Our only strength is making fun of Fesh Slap (Erik)and we enjoy slapping him with wet fesh from time to time.
But not really Fesh Slap knows I love him to death!
I'm exceptionally good at guitar hero I play on expert.
I pretty much have no life and I love being lazy!
Most of the time I just like to play with my daughter or sit alone in my basement after she goes to bed life is easier that way and I don't deal with much drama.
I am going to be a pirate.
My car is a 5 speed therefore I can drive a manual.
I have 23 total traffic violations on my record.
I'm often told I'm crazy, hilarious, and random.
I'm very outgoing, patient, and optimistic.
I like cool words like betch, shet bag, and fesh.
I love being loud and I'm the life of the party.
Music is my world....
People that cramp my style are pretty annoying.
Don't take credit for my shet nothing pisses me off more than someone who's unoriginal.
I know I'm a bad ass and people wanna be like me but come on seriously guys!
I work at the Whitney Ice rink when the weather permits.
I'm a professional poker dealer and I play poker daily.
I am in love with contact sports like HOCKEY and lacrosse.
The Colorado Avalanche and Denver Nuggets are some of my favs.
Chicago Bears kick ass and Ditka is my hero.
I absolutely HATE soda, coffee, and energy drinks.
Drama is totally lame I don't care what so and so said about so and so.
I really only care about myself I'm not gonna lie...lol jk
I love my family and my friends very much.
I have silk sheets on my bed they are wonderful.
I'm pretty positive I will be famous one day.
I don't judge therefore I don't expect to be judged.
Closing Statement: "Life is what you make it you choose your mood and that affects how you feel. It determines what kind of life you will live so make the best of life and live it to the fullest. Man that got serious! I've never seen that side of myself." -Marge Wiggins-

My Interests

I love being sober! Hockey is badass!!!
Guitar Hero
Eating
Sleeping
Music
Cars
Driving
Poker
Raving/Light Shows
Camping
Shooting
Fire
SPORTS (most of which are past times because I discovered I could still be skinny and hot and lazy...
Skiing
Ice Hockey
Tennis
Soft Ball
Volley Ball
Snowboarding
Swimming
Diving
Frisbee (Ultimate and Golf)
Bowling
Mt. Biking
Skateboarding
Longboaring
Rock Climbing
Soccer
Lacrosse
Hiking
Shooting
Fishing
I love Subarus!!!

I'd like to meet:

I wanna meet the guy in these videos:
I would like to meet you if you meet (some or all of) these specific qualifications haha!

You're as cool as my cousin Tia Stewart, Drew Morrill, or Jenaaaay Dewey.
You can keep up with a rockstar such as myself...
You let it all hang out and you're not afraid to be yourself.
You put the lotion on your skin....
You make the best of whats given to you.
You like to sit on your ass and stay skinny while fat people try to lose weight.
You drive a Subaru.
You play hockey.
You're as cool as my brothers and my sister in law.
You have a pizza tattoo.
You can play guitar hero well.
You don't try and bring me into your problems.
You like to write bad ass poems about random shet with me.
You're not a bum living in my basement.
You have a hot tub.
You wanna buy me flowers and lots of other cool shet.
You downhil ski or eat red fruits.
You're not fat and ugly....or wait never mind you are fat and ugly cause then I look hotter than hot when I hang out with you!
You eat ribs for lunch.
You share some of my intrests.
You think outside the box n such.
You really just don't give a fuck!!!
I DON'T WANT TO MEET FAT HAIRY PEOPLE....EW!!!!

With that in mind I'm down to meet pretty much anyone. I rarely find someone whom I can't relate to in some way shape or form. Unless you're some stupid face betch that thinks you're better than me. News flash I'm way cooler than anyone and I'm tall so I'll kick your ass if you think otherwise!

These are my totally sweet brothers!

Music:

Jon Lajoie writes some pretty bad ass shet....
MUSE KICKS ASS!!!!!
I like a lot of music...all of it except cheesy 80's shet music.
"One Good Thing About Music Is When It Hits You Feel No Pain." -Bob Marley-

Movies:

GRANDMA'S BOY
Strange Wilderness
Office Space
The Simpson's Movie
Boondock Saints
Fast and the Furious Tokyo Drift
Anchorman
Movies with Amanda Bynes in them.

Television:

I don't like t.v. it eats your brain and it cooks your insides!
The only TV I watch is the Colorado Avalanche hockey games or the Denver Nuggets basketball games.
I catch a Simpsons episode every once in a while too.

You Are Marge Simpson
You're a devoted family member who loves unconditionally.

Sometimes, though, you dream about living a wild secret life!

You will be remembered for: your good cooking and evading the police

Your life philosophy: "You should listen to your heart, and not the voices in your head." The Simpsons Personality Test

Books:

I am illiterate betch!!The book I wrote myself entitled THE DRUG ADDICT UNICORN by Marge W.

There once was a beautiful unicorn her name was Fruity Face and she loved to eat pizza. One day Fruity Face was shooting up Heroin and she overdosed and died. Everyone in her kingdom was sad, so they decided to eat rainbows in hopes of it making them feel better. Everyone lived happily ever after and one day chicken started falling from the sky.

An original novel by: Marge W.

Heroes:

Heroes:

Jon Lajoie is amazing :) My Brothers
Jesus
Inventor of Pizza
Clint Carlin
Will Ferrell
Marge Wiggins?
Rachael Ray

My Blog

Read this one :)

..TR> Lena" Oct 21 2008 7:21 PM Comment Back - Send Message - Block User I miss you Marge!!! Looks like you have been through some shit.You better tell those mutha fuckin, low life, Wyoming pieces ...
Posted by Margeypan on Wed, 22 Oct 2008 10:26:00 PST

Haha

You mindless hypotcrits listen to yourselves! How can you go around saying I'm such a nark, blah blah blah Marge did this Marge did that I have papers yada yada. HAHAHAHAHAHA practice what you preach ...
Posted by Margeypan on Mon, 20 Oct 2008 08:08:00 PST

I'm sad......

I'm sad. This town makes me sad. I see all my old friends or well at least I thought they were my friends and they just look at me like they've never seen me before. Then I hear about all the shit eve...
Posted by Margeypan on Fri, 03 Oct 2008 08:13:00 PST

Hopefully some of you total shet bags out there read this and learn something from it!!!!

To the people in Sheridan or others whom this may concern or help: Hopefully you some of you people will think about this one for a while and change some of your ways! I'm pretty sure if you haven't h...
Posted by Margeypan on Thu, 14 Aug 2008 02:46:00 PST

California!!!!

Wooo August 23 can't wait to be miles away from Sheridan and all the fake ass losers! Bye I wont really miss you Sheridan lol! -Marge-
Posted by Margeypan on Fri, 08 Aug 2008 09:12:00 PST

The coolest person in Sheridan

Man what a title! I wish I could be the coolest person in America' number 1 western town haha. Like seriously thats what this town is all about! So ur the coolest person in Sheridan? Who gives a fuck ...
Posted by Margeypan on Wed, 06 Aug 2008 01:46:00 PST

I need honest opinions here!

What color is my tounge? Why should people wear underwear?
Posted by Margeypan on Fri, 06 Jun 2008 11:16:00 PST

This one is deep!

....upon coming to the conclusion that I was wasting countless hours and money on booze....i believe i will stop drinking or at least cut back considerably. With that noted I'm off to take a bubb...
Posted by Margeypan on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 10:20:00 PST

BLAH!

Crappy weather makes me have crappy days! I hope the weather starts getting better and warmer! I love snow but after a while I just get sick of it! I'm ready for summer and skirts and flip flops and t...
Posted by Margeypan on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 10:16:00 PST

The Evo

I don't usually do this but.....Upon riding in an Evo I have discovered that I like them a lot! Just thought I throw that out there! Also I WANNA BE ON YOU! In conclusion, buy an Evo! -Marge-...
Posted by Margeypan on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 08:00:00 PST