I love being sober!
Hockey is badass!!!
Guitar Hero
Eating
Sleeping
Music
Cars
Driving
Poker
Raving/Light Shows
Camping
Shooting
Fire
SPORTS (most of which are past times because I discovered I could still be skinny and hot and lazy...
Skiing
Ice Hockey
Tennis
Soft Ball
Volley Ball
Snowboarding
Swimming
Diving
Frisbee (Ultimate and Golf)
Bowling
Mt. Biking
Skateboarding
Longboaring
Rock Climbing
Soccer
Lacrosse
Hiking
Shooting
Fishing
I love Subarus!!!
I wanna meet the guy in these videos:
I would like to meet you if you meet (some or all of) these specific qualifications haha!
You're as cool as my cousin Tia Stewart, Drew Morrill, or Jenaaaay Dewey.
You can keep up with a rockstar such as myself...
You let it all hang out and you're not afraid to be yourself.
You put the lotion on your skin....
You make the best of whats given to you.
You like to sit on your ass and stay skinny while fat people try to lose weight.
You drive a Subaru.
You play hockey.
You're as cool as my brothers and my sister in law.
You have a pizza tattoo.
You can play guitar hero well.
You don't try and bring me into your problems.
You like to write bad ass poems about random shet with me.
You're not a bum living in my basement.
You have a hot tub.
You wanna buy me flowers and lots of other cool shet.
You downhil ski or eat red fruits.
You're not fat and ugly....or wait never mind you are fat and ugly cause then I look hotter than hot when I hang out with you!
You eat ribs for lunch.
You share some of my intrests.
You think outside the box n such.
You really just don't give a fuck!!!
I DON'T WANT TO MEET FAT HAIRY PEOPLE....EW!!!!
With that in mind I'm down to meet pretty much anyone. I rarely find someone whom I can't relate to in some way shape or form. Unless you're some stupid face betch that thinks you're better than me. News flash I'm way cooler than anyone and I'm tall so I'll kick your ass if you think otherwise!
These are my totally sweet brothers!
Jon Lajoie writes some pretty bad ass shet....
MUSE KICKS ASS!!!!!
I like a lot of music...all of it except cheesy 80's shet music.
"One Good Thing About Music Is When It Hits You Feel No Pain." -Bob Marley-
GRANDMA'S BOY
Strange Wilderness
Office Space
The Simpson's Movie
Boondock Saints
Fast and the Furious Tokyo Drift
Anchorman
Movies with Amanda Bynes in them.
I don't like t.v. it eats your brain and it cooks your insides!
The only TV I watch is the Colorado Avalanche hockey games or the Denver Nuggets basketball games.
I catch a Simpsons episode every once in a while too.
You Are Marge Simpson
You're a devoted family member who loves unconditionally.
Sometimes, though, you dream about living a wild secret life!
You will be remembered for: your good cooking and evading the police
Your life philosophy: "You should listen to your heart, and not the voices in your head."
The Simpsons Personality Test
I am illiterate betch!!The book I wrote myself entitled THE DRUG ADDICT UNICORN by Marge W.
There once was a beautiful unicorn her name was Fruity Face and she loved to eat pizza. One day Fruity Face was shooting up Heroin and she overdosed and died. Everyone in her kingdom was sad, so they decided to eat rainbows in hopes of it making them feel better. Everyone lived happily ever after and one day chicken started falling from the sky.
An original novel by: Marge W.
Heroes:
Jon Lajoie is amazing :)
My Brothers
Jesus
Inventor of Pizza
Clint Carlin
Will Ferrell
Marge Wiggins?
Rachael Ray