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Lurch

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About Me



I'm a radio D.J. & producer and I always bring it so tune me in, baby! I call 'em like I see 'em, I hold nothing back, and I apologize for NOTHING!! Currently you can hear me from 5am-10am weekdays on 98.5 KISS-FM . I am the local host of Kidd Kraddick In The Morning . You can also hear me give SportsCenter updates on Peoria's Sports Station, 96.5 ESPN! Where music lives: 99-9, The Stage!Check out my buddy Scott in the morning on The station for baby boomers, the new Hippie Radio 101.1!Take the quiz:
What football postion fits you best?


Defensive Lineman
You are the type to create havoc for the opposing offense and ruin everyone's day!
Which Colossal Death Robot Are You?
adopt your own virtual pet!If you believe in the paranormal, you HAVE to check out this AWESOME site that has TONS of creepy ghostly photos and links: Also, check out GhostStudy on MySpace!I'm not a big believer in astrology... But, I gotta admit that this thing describes me pretty well: Might as well check the Chinese Astrology while I'm at it...
Myspace Chinese Astrology

My Interests

My favorite sports teams:

I'd like to meet:

Lovely ladies of all shapes and sizes! What I really need is a sugar mama, haha!! I have had many women tell me that I have pretty eyes and a sexy deep voice. I also love to cook, and I am a big softie when it comes to animals.Oh, you mean someone famous? Well, let's see... I have met some famous people, like movie & TV star Tommy Chong; musicians Alice Cooper, Grand Funk Railroad, Trapt, and Supagroup; I've also met WWE wrestling superstars Triple H, The Undertaker, Shelton Benjamin, and Eric Bischoff... but basically I'd like to meet ANYBODY willing to pay me TONS of money, because I am multi-talented and I CAN BRING IT BABY!! REC-O-NIZE MY GREATNESS!!One celebrity I'd most like to meet is Famke Janssen - she is SO SMOKIN' HOT!! Not only is she incredibly beautiful, but she is multi-talented as well, playing a variety of movie and TV roles. She was great as Jean Grey in the movies X-Men and X2: X-Men United, and of course her transformation into the ultra-powerful dark Phoenix in X-Men: The Last Stand! Famke also played a sexy metamorph in an episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation called "The Perfect Mate." Talk about an appropriate title! But my favorite character of hers has to be Xenia Onnatopp in the James Bond movie GoldenEye. Famke, you can put the squeeze on me anytime!One of the musicians I'd most like to meet would have to be Carlos Santana. When I listen to him play, it's like I can feel it in my soul. His guitar playing is so amazing, it sends chills up and down my spine! If there's a better guitar player on the planet, I haven't heard it! Santana is THE MAN!!..

My Friend Space
I am SO LUCKY to have 424 awesome friends.

Chicago Bears

Chicago Bulls

Maddog

Lisa G

Aaron

Melissa

Karen

Tristan

Neil

The Mega$onic$

Misty

Xaviera

Rhonda

Leah

Jane

Kara

Highway J

Chicago Cubs

Oakland Raiders

COACH

Bloody & The Transfusions

Lori

Next Generation Wrestling

98.5 KISS-FM

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Music:


If the playlist above isn't working, just hit F5 or CTRL-F5 to refresh.My home stereo has a 5-disc changer. Here's what I've currently got playing: 1) Santana , Santana: The Instrumentals (CD I burned) 2) Misc. Kick-Ass Rock (CD I burned featuring double-plays from anberlin, Atreyu, Breaking Benjamin, Bullet For My Valentine, Chevelle, In Flames, It Dies Today, Killswitch Engage, and Shadows Fall) 3) Pink Floyd (CD I burned - mostly instrumentals) 4) Saosin , "Saosin" 5) Ultimate Sade (CD I burned)

Movies:

Favorite movies: The ENTIRE Star Wars series; the entire Indiana Jones series; Iron Man; Batman Begins; The Longest Yard; any and all James Bond movies; Clerks / Mallrats / Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back; any and all other super hero / comic book movies.Favorite creepy movies: Event Horizon, Freddy Vs. Jason, The Frighteners, Ghost Ship, 1408.

Television:

I'm a big fan of "WRASSLIN'" and I watch WWE Raw every Monday night at 8pm on USA. FOOTBALL BABY!! My favorite TV shows:

Books:

Pretty much any Star Trek paperbacks, preferably Next Gen series. I also have a decent collection of comic books. My favorites are The Hulk, Spider-Man, Batman, The Punisher, and Frank Miller's Sin City graphic novels. I also got Indianapolis Colts' head coach Tony Dungy's new book, "Quiet Strength: The Principles, Practices, and Priorities of a Winning Life" as a birthday gift from my mom, and it was an excellent book. BEST comic strip EVER: Calvin & Hobbes

Heroes:

God and Jesus Christ. While I believe IN them, I am not a terribly religious person. I'm hardly perfect, but I sincerely believe there HAS to be a supreme being, a being beyond our ability to comprehend. How else did the universe, and everything in it, get here? It had to be created by SOMEBODY or SOMETHING. The parameters for life to exist are FAR TOO SPECIFIC for it to have been a random occurrence! All I have to do is look up at the stars at night to get all the proof I need that there is a God.Of course both my folks are personal heroes. Not only did they do one heck of a great job raising me and my two sisters, but they also adopted my two cousins and took care of them as well, so I am so proud of my folks for that.Some other heroes would be my grandfathers, who both fought in World War 2; my dad and his fraternal twin brother, my uncle Robert, who both served in the Navy during Vietnam; and my uncle Bill, who served in the Marines and in the National Guard. I'd also like to thank each and every person who has ever served in the military, defending our country's freedoms. Each of you are true heroes. God Bless America! Yet other heroes to me are some of my ancestors. I have many cultures in my heritage, including Welsh, Scottish, Irish, British, German, and last but certainly not least: Delaware or Lenape tribe of Native Americans. Another famous ancestor of mine, Sir Thomas Picton , fought against Napoleon in the Battle Of Waterloo!

My Blog

Here’s what I want for my birthday!

Mio "Knight Rider" GPS ...
Posted by Lurch on Fri, 27 Jun 2008 08:53:00 PST

The Supreme Court doesnt have the BALLS to do whats necessary!

Court rejects death penalty for raping children WASHINGTON - The Supreme Court on Wednesday outlawed executions of people convicted of ...
Posted by Lurch on Wed, 25 Jun 2008 01:10:00 PST

The late, great George Carlin on the differences between baseball & footballl

Carlin: The difference between baseball and footballComedy great George Carlin died Sunday of heart failure at the age of 71. This is a reprint of his classic bit "The Difference Between Bas...
Posted by Lurch on Tue, 24 Jun 2008 04:10:00 PST

WWE Draft results 6-23-08

WWE Draft  - Raw 6/23/08San Antonio, Texas - AT&T CenterAll 3 announce teams are at ringside for Raw tonight. Jim "JR" Ross and Jerry "The King" Lawler for Raw; Michael Cole and Mick Foley fo...
Posted by Lurch on Tue, 24 Jun 2008 12:10:00 PST

NWA-TNA house show results 6/20/08

National Wrestling Alliance - Total Nonstop Action house showUS Cellular Coliseum, Bloomington, IL 6/20/08 8pmI attended the NWA-TNA house show in Bloomington, IL tonight along with my co-workers Big ...
Posted by Lurch on Sat, 21 Jun 2008 11:40:00 PST

RANDOM (but funny) comments from Fly Head

1. If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let'emgo, because, man, they're gone.2. If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed al...
Posted by Lurch on Fri, 20 Jun 2008 10:35:00 PST

The level of stupidity in this country rises...

7 busted after cheers erupt at S.C. graduationsIt's an effort to reduce disruptions, but for some, it's 'like a funeral in thereCOLUMBIA, S.C. - When Rock Hill school officials tell commencement crowd...
Posted by Lurch on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 05:53:00 PST

To the NFL: suspend Bill Beli-Cheat NOW!!

My favorite football columnist, Mr. Gregg Easterbrook, has posted a very insightful and informative column about how New England CHEATriots head coach Bill Beli-Cheat should be suspended, immediately...
Posted by Lurch on Thu, 29 May 2008 05:36:00 PST

LOUIE LOUIE 2008!!!

all proudly present THE OFFICIAL KICK-OFF TO SUMMER!! The 2008 Louie Louie Parade and River Jam!! It takes place this Friday, May 23, 2008!!!The Louie Louie Parade fires up at 3:30pm and heads down M...
Posted by Lurch on Tue, 20 May 2008 12:11:00 PST

Did You Know: Dubai and our gas dollars

With oil hitting $135 a barrel up over 1000% in about 9 years and gas prices hitting record highs yet again you might wonder where all this money is going. Did You Know: Dubai And Our Gas Do...
Posted by Lurch on Thu, 22 May 2008 02:08:00 PST