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The Garage Band King

Nice guys finish last, but we get to sleep in.

About Me



I live here in good ol' Columbus Ohio in an apartment with some great neighbors. No, seriously, some days it's totally great. But, if I had it my way, I'd be living on the east coast, although I'd take the left coast, even though I haven't been there yet. I'd especially like to get back to Ocean City, MD. I'd like to go overseas to places like Europe and Australia. I hate winter. I love summer. I only enjoy driving if my windows are down. I hate stupidity, although it is one of the best sources of humor out there. I love old music, and I love discovering music I've never heard before. I constantly listen to music, without it, I'd have a tough time just existing. You want to know more? Just ask.
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My Interests


Creating and listening to music, good movies that mean something, night driving, the beach, playing video games, photography, staying up late, doing nothing all day and not feeling guilty, sleeping in late, and much more than I can even begin to list.

I'd like to meet:

Santa Claus

"If you try to pass you will fail passing, but at the same time you will pass so you didn't actually fail. What you have to do is attempt to not think about thinking, and think that you are thinking about something else, and re-write the alphabet."

Music:

If I were list to the music I listen to, would you really take the time to read it? I love GOOD music, music that hits you deep, music that means something. There is so much shit out there, its sickening, but if you are clever, you can dig through it. I believe gangsta rap will die out like disco, which sucked too.

Movies:

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Garden State, The Professional, and The Science of Sleep.

Television:

House, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, The Office, ATHF, CSI:, Robot Chicken, Invader Zim, Rocko's Modern Life, Family Guy, Ed Edd n' Eddy, Spongebob, and Mythbusters, .

Books:

I haven't read a book in so long, and I know I should. I feel like I should. I really do. I just can never pick a book to read. Anyone out there know of a book I need to read?

Heroes:

The only people who have been heroes to me has been my family.

My Blog

Don't pump gas for a year...

Posted this as a bulletin, but in case you missed my rant, here it is.  "Don't pump gas on May 15th!" HA! You can try this, but you're just going to have to fill up tommorow, or the next day. Mos...
Posted by The Garage Band King on Tue, 15 May 2007 09:16:00 PST

My cats?

I moved this here because it was on my page. The End.My Cats ...
Posted by The Garage Band King on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 04:13:00 PST

Uhhh....Tell her I'm funny....and I'm rich...and I have a rapist wit.

This doesn't really qualify as a blog, but then again, I don't care, or even know what would qualify as a blog in the first place. ...
Posted by The Garage Band King on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 11:32:00 PST

The interweb is the devil!

Ok, not really, but possibly a lowly incarnate servant of the devil. I have realized this in the past week, because my cable was disconnected(not my fault) and it was AMAZING how much stuff I got done...
Posted by The Garage Band King on Sun, 08 Oct 2006 04:28:00 PST

Pimp My Ride

Midwest coast style.My sister, her friends, and I made this last winter. It was for one of my sisters classes. I did the editing, and all the "roughness" was intentional. We had to borrow the camcorde...
Posted by The Garage Band King on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 09:52:00 PST

KFED HAS LOST CONTROL. YEEEAAHHA

I actually can make a fairly good impression of people, but when I saw Kevins official video for "Lose Control", the song he premiered at the Teen Choice Awards last week, I'm now second guessing myse...
Posted by The Garage Band King on Sun, 03 Sep 2006 01:42:00 PST

What really happened to Blink 182?

I hate you tom. I had been enjoying angels and airwaves, but know that I know what you actually did, I can never listen to it the same, if at all. What you did was pretty damn fucked up man. How could...
Posted by The Garage Band King on Sun, 20 Aug 2006 09:44:00 PST

Lost Inspiration

What has happened to music? Gone are artists with original feelings, original sound, true soul, and they being replaced with these so called bands who rather copy someone elses sound and become popula...
Posted by The Garage Band King on Sat, 19 Aug 2006 05:15:00 PST

One hit will do you in


Posted by The Garage Band King on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 10:49:00 PST

Why guys are quiet in bed

I was once having a conversation with Jesus, my girlfriend, and some friends at my house, and an interesting subject came up. Someone asked, "Why are guys so quiet in bed." And while this is by no mea...
Posted by The Garage Band King on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 07:46:00 PST