"Proliksa? Vi devas rigardi mian edzinon!"
"Sxi ne estas turgxida, sxi estas mia frato!"
"All these songs are aimed at your children!" -C. Reynolds, in reference to Mr. T's 1984 album 'Commandments'
"I wish that the band 'Mindless Self Indulgence' had never existed and that that was what the internet was called." -Rud Miller
"You've got your hoo, you've got your hah. They come together. It's dialectical." -Adam Ritscher
"Supply side economics never looked so good." -H
"The vocabulary required for work-related conversations can be reduced to about thirty-five words." -Igor
"It's like if Nerf made pharmaceuticals." -Brecca
"It's a college movie!" -Lucas and Rose
"If I had a nickel for every time someone went for my feet, I wouldn't have had toast for dinner." -Benbo B. Rhodie
"That's the last time I stick anything in you." -Walt Dizzo
"I feel I've been party to a terrible oxymoron." -drunk Centerfolds' patron
Why all these quotations by others in your "About me" section, Rose? It's because if I have seen further.. heh.
"Dude. Guy likes tea. Must be a hipster."
"3.40am. Drinkin' tea and pettin' cats."
The above can be attributed to Garrett. The former is reductio ad absurdum. The latter was just a good time. A syllogism constructed thereof would be me making fun of Garrett.
1. Once, you may have known me as that quiet girl often spotted from car windows wandering on foot towards the public library.
2. Then, you may have known me as the tactlessly drunk woman in the Luce bar who, through one angle or another, made your girlfriend very uncomfortable.
3. Currently, I try to grab my take-out box and dart inconspicuously out of your peripheral vision and into the ill-lit corner where I scrawl rapidly and meaninglessly in a tiny notebook.
The only statement that my fashion conveys is that I don't have the wherewithal to dress myself properly. If I am ever to become successful, it may ironically be through my ability to experience and appeal to ubiquitous sensations of helplessness, impotence, and ineffectuality.
Yeah. That's about it. I largely don't plan on using myspace. I am content with flork for all my frivolous ephemeral internet interaction needs. Yes, I do know some esteemably redeemable people with myspace accounts, but I already have the privilage of interacting with them in the material world.
If you care to learn more about my personal characteristics for some inexplicable reason, you can go there: obligatory recreational preferences and more!
Or visit < a href="http://www.geocities.com/howtogrowgods" >< u >yet one more< /u >< /a > poorly-executed HTML page upon which I have refused to make simple alterations for the last several years. Update: Not NEW but slightly IMPROVED! (ie. You can now make sense of the text.. or at least read it.. in your browser window.) Which begs pause as to what it looked like before.
Facebook too, though currently I check it about once a semester. I will use the unlimited photo feature to display every image I have of myself drinking on the beach, passing out on a pool table, or freaking my sorority sisters on the Stargate dancefloor for attention.
Myspace is hearty, self-referential fun. It's useful for tracking down phone numbers and starting non sequitur rumors. Do you know about Chris Reynold's partiality for underage coworkers? Now before you jump to condemn him for using his seniority for coercive purposes, consider that perhaps we should all applaud Chris for pushing the envelope and exploring what is generally deemed an unconventional, perverse, exploitive lifestyle. How's that working out for you, Chris?
What American accent do you have? Your Result: North Central
"North Central" is what professional linguists call the Minnesota accent. If you saw "Fargo" you probably didn't think the characters sounded very out of the ordinary. Outsiders probably mistake you for a Canadian a lot.
The West
The Midland
Boston
The Inland North
The South
Philadelphia
The Northeast
What American accent do you have?
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