.. ..Lisa was born on the harsh Streets of Jackson, MI. With nothing but rags for clothes and cold porridge for food she was jaded form birth. Her father an erratic Swedish man, her mother an Irish Prostitute with webbed feet she never had much of a role modle. Then one day while she was wondering the alleys looking for loose change a Turkish Medicine Man found her, took pity on her, and blessed her. He blessed her with intelligences and the ability to feel no dependence to any living person. So she grew up oppressed but always with the knowledge that she would one day break free of the bonds of society and the inferior dictators that ran it. So she stays anxiously waiting, anticipating when she will be elected supreme overlord of the world. Best to start groveling now so when the time comes your death will be quick and painless. MWAH HA HA!
Lol no but seriously my name is Lisa Jo. UmmmmI hate small talk. Probably just because I suck at it. I just never know what to say so I end up saying something crazy (any questions about this statement refer to first paragraph). Im one of those people that likes small get togethers as opposed to huge drunken orgies. I hate driving with a passion (seriously I freaking hate driving). I do my best to shield myself from reality (who wants to be in stupid reality anyway?). People mistake me for being a hypocrite because I'm so indecisive. I love off the wall comedy. And witty dark humor. I like to dawdle and procrastinate. I'm fazed by routine and fazed by not having a routine. I'm detached, impassive, and indifferent most of the time.....I think.. I dont like the way ketchup and mustard have that runny stuff that comes out before the good stuff. I'm very irresponsible. I like to call myself a beatnik because it sounds cool. I like to go to shows to see local bands. I admire escapists. I hate soccer moms, country music, Wal-mart, paperweights, etc. I'm dissillussioned with society and don't like the way we set our priorities. I just like getting away from the city and all the people and drama and complications and hanging out in nature with good people
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