I am from the elegant town of Van Lear, Kentucky -- or as us hilljacks like to call it VAN LEAR BOYS, VAN LEAR. In 1999 I moved to Northwest Ohio. Not long after that I met my beautiful wife Tiffany. She is the only person that could or would break their foot off in my ass whenever I need it. As I have grown older I have realized many things in my life...Life is too short to sweat the small shit..My sister ate dirt when she was a kid...You will never need the internet as long as you have a wife (she will know everything)...be careful of the toes you step on today, because they may be connected to the ass your kissing tomorrow...stupidity is not an excuse...happiness is what you make of it...because you drink does not mean your an alcoholic...alcoholics go to meetings...I have had a great life so far, an absolutley wonderful family, I am married to my best friend, and I have friends that would be there at the word go. 4months ago my wife and I had a baby boy...Memphis Edwin Rains....It has to be greatest experience I've ever encountered in my life...I hope I can be a good teacher to Memphis...
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