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Abe

I am here for Dating, Friends and Networking

About Me

I'm Abe! I actually decided to conform to Myspace...meh..I'm brand new to it, so give me a break. I don't really know how to fit my epic life story here, so I'll just do what I can remember. I was born...and marijuana fits in the story somewhere.

My Interests

I love music and everything about it. I Write music, play guitar(acoustic & electric), play piano, sing, and even dance;) Another one of my passions is Comedy, including Stand-up, Sketch, Improv. I think being called funny is one of the best compliments you can receive. I also think nobody should be offended by comedy! ANYTHING can be funny in the right context. One of my life goals is to become a well-known, well-respected Comedian, but I can only do so much at a time...meh.. I am also very much into Politics, and being politically active. I can discuss any of these things for hours at a time...Snowboarding, watching/making Films, theatre, poetry, art, and sexy things.

I'd like to meet:

Still Alive People: Bob Dylan, Paul McCartney, Noel Gallagher, Seth MacFarlane, David Cross, Bob Odenkirk, George CarlinDead People: John Lennon, Mitch Hedburg, Kurt Kobain, Jimi Hendrix

Music:

I'm a music major, so in a lot of songs I can find something to appreciate, so when I don't like something, I REALLY don't like it. Some of the bands I listen to are... Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin, Tenacious D, Boy Sets Fire, The Doors, Jimi Hendrix, AC/DC, Van Halen, Black Sabbath, Iron Maiden, The Beatles, The Rolling Stones, Oasis, Rage Against The Machine, Bob Marley, The Eagles, Red Hot Chili Peppers, The Offspring, Elton John, Aerosmith, Johnny Cash, The Who, Cream, Green Day, Neil Young, Metallica, Billy Joel, Pearl Jam, Sublime, Audioslave, System of a Down, Bob Dylan, Tool, A Perfect Circle, George Clinton & Parliament Funkadelic, Eric Clapton, The Clash, Simon & Garfunkel, Ben Harper, Davie Bowie, Bruce Springsteen, Joe Satriani, The Grateful Dead, Smile Empty Soul, The Shins, Phish, Foo Fighters, Jack Johnson, The Cure, Kraftwerk, Sly & The Family Stone, Bloodhound Gang, Nirvana, The Mars Volta, Robert Randolf & The Family Band, Tourniquet, Public Enemy, The Roots, Talib Kwali, Sound Garden, 311, Buckethead, Temple of the Dog, Barenaked Ladies, Lenny Kravitz, James Brown, Guns & Roses, A.F.I., Counting Crows, Me First and the Gimme Gimmes, Sevendust, Beach Boys, Smashing Pumpkins, Incubus, Third Eye Blind, Disturbed, Los Lonely Boys, Kiss, Velvet Revolver, Queen, Beastie Boys, Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers, The Police, Breaking Benjamin, Dio, Ozzy Osbourne, Primus, Les Claypool, Jimmy Page, Social Distortion, The B-52's, Beck, Stephen Lynch, Radiohead, R.E.M., Dave Matthews Band, U2, Deep Purple, Ram Jam, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Joni Mitchell, Santana, David Gilmour, The Gap Band, Tower of Power, Jethro Tull, Lifehouse, Michael Jackson, Prince, Stevie Ray Vaughan, Blind Melon, Tonic, Don McLean, Pantera, Styx, Rancid, NoFX, Bad Religion, Queens of the Stone Age, Nine Inch Nails, Prodigy, Violent Femmes, Silverchair, Zapp & Roger, Jamiroquai, 3 Doors Down, 30 Seconds To Mars, The Allman Brothers Band, Ben Folds, Blackalicious, Gorillaz, Bush, Ryan Adams, Cake, Coldplay, Dick Dale, Dirty Vegas, Eagle Eye Cherry, Jane's Addiction, Jimmy Eat World, Kansas, Pete Seeger, Stain'd, Switchfoot, Shinedown, and The Partridge Family/Porn Music...The list keeps going on

Movies:

My favorite movies are ones that blow your mind, and HILARIOUS movies: Almost Famous, Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas, Fight Club, Anchorman, LOTR, Kill Bill, Monty Python: Holy Grail, Meaning of Life, Life of Brian, American History X, School of Rock, The Producers, Withnail and I, Super Troopers, Scarface and millions more that I can't quite remember.

Television:

Mr. Show, Family Guy, Arrested Development, The Simpsons, South Park, Futurama, Chappelle's Show, Sealab 2021, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Venture Brothers.

Books:

America: A Citizen's Guide to Democracy Inaction, The Perks of Being a Wallflower, The Big Four...meh theres a lot more

Heroes:

Lenny Siegel, Bob Dylan, John Lennon, Woody Guthrie, Pete Seeger...and any person who has fought to make change in human rights.

My Blog

New Reality TV Show Idea!

I have an idea for a reality TV show.  I don't have a name for it yet, but like, what will happen is, a show gets somebody to trick somebody that something awful happened.  But the person pl...
Posted by Abe on Thu, 16 Feb 2006 12:54:00 PST

Taco Bell Rant

Don't get me wrong..I love my Chicken Nacho Cheese Chalupas. But one thing needs to change about Taco Bell...It's the damn "talking" hot sauce packets. Let me explain this. Each mild/hot/fire sauce...
Posted by Abe on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Black Jews Anyone?

Yes, I know what you're thinking! I am a Black..Jew..Italian. Well technically I'm actually German Royalty as well, because I'm somewhere related to the first President of Cuba, and he was of German...
Posted by Abe on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST