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About Me

i have a very bad relationship with the future.
jazz&liquor
i like dirty thoughts...
i like to dance to bad music like a broken robot on crack.

i like stage diving (853, keeping it real!).
i like to watch scary films through my fingers.
i like ugly things and beautiful people.
i like pretty boys with twinkling smiles and tormented eyes.
i like maths (and you know it makes me even cooler).
i like the secret places where we get stoned and change the world.
i like pretending to be in the circus.
i like watching old films on mute.
i like charity shops (but sometimes, i still prefer topshop).
i like experimental travel.
i like smoking and drinking and staying out too late (even if i will die young).
i like a nice cup of tea (chai is my new favourite thing in the world).
i like singing along.
i like radiators.
i like boys who dress up like frank from the rocky horror show.
i like stickers!
i like it when i'm drunk.
i like it when you're drunk.
i like staying in... sometimes more than i like going out.
i like morrissey's back pocket.
i like cameras.
i like sleeping on trains.
i like it when the power goes out.
i like to disco.
i like glitter.
i like my dog (she likes eating soap, is scared of tea cosies, and gets stuck under the bed).
i like to think this is just a phase i'm going through...
dirty dancefloors
and dreams of naughtiness.
but i might be catching
so don't touch
you'll start believing you're immune to gravity
and stuff.
so if you'd care to find me
look to the western sky
as someone told me lately
everyone deserves a chance to fly
and if i'm flying solo
at least i'm flying free
to those who'd ground me
take a message back for me
tell them how
i'm defying gravity
and nobody in all of oz
no wizard that there is or was
is ever
gonna
bring
me
down.
Pete says: u aint no lady anyway.
Kealy says: do you reckon you'll become a bollywood star?
Cat says: am sure you can cope without that walking and breathing malarky . but dancing is a must at all times
Lorna says: you've got sick on your leggings.
Rhys says: i love the way you go on tip toes when you're at a bar.
Ben says: you smoke like a dinnerlady.
Cat says: I love it when laura dances its the best and i don't feel so stupid when horrid ppl are mean ! =]
Becky says: worst comes to worst, we'll be eaten alive by alsations together in marvelous frocks.
Cat says: all the men you love look exactly the same.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

"Let the machine get it, I have no desire to talk to anyone who might be calling me."
--Seymour, Ghost World.

a chap called norman, with red hair and a poetry book stained with the butter-drips from crumpets.

somebody with hallucinogenic drugs.
somebody who has the lonely planet.
somebody who'll make me stuff. i like stuff.
somebody who'll like me, even once they know me.
somebody who'll remember to put the lids back on the felt tips.
somebody who wants to have adventures and picnics and monopoly death matches and tea parties and midnight beach journeys and trips to the zoo and emergency discos and unnecessary fancy dress with me.

pretty eyes
and a pirate smile



the only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars and in the middle you see the blue centerlight pop and everybody goes "Awww!"

My Blog

INDIA PHOTOS

are here.
Posted by on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 09:14:00 GMT

IT'S YOU WHO PUTS ME IN THE MAGIC POSITION, DARLING

Accident! Emergency! To terrorists, catastrophe Drop this agony, and misery Give me accident and emergency. The motorway won't take a horse The wanderer has found a course to followThe traveller unp...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 16:34:00 GMT

HALLOWEEN, INNIT.

really rank picture number 1. no, no idea what happened to my hair actually. i do so love it when lorna takes a bazillion pictures. halfway through the fake blood gorefest... more mad good photo skil...
Posted by on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 13:20:00 GMT

MORE OLD PHOTOS

meeting mr willy wason at the joiners , yonks ago. don't think he was quite as thrilled about the encounter as i was, it must be said. at the video shoot for William by the Others. innit.i've got mad ...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 14:54:00 GMT

READING

it takes a lot of skill to get the camera strap into the picture. you should be impressed.let's not.dave's a classy bird.we don't do mornings. or early afternoons. any time before about 5pm, basically...
Posted by on Sat, 23 Sep 2006 02:41:00 GMT

FALLING OVER


Posted by on Fri, 11 Aug 2006 10:36:00 GMT

YUCK.

i'm having a horrible day. cheer me up please motherfuckers. x
Posted by on Wed, 24 May 2006 22:16:00 GMT

BANKSY

my fucking horrific day in London was made up for by me finding TWO Banksys! huzzah. here they are in the full technicolour glory of my cameraphone...
Posted by on Sun, 14 May 2006 06:58:00 GMT

OLD PHOTOS

off amy's msn space thingof: YEAR 11 DINNER&DANCE andJOBY'S BIRTHDAY in SEPTEMBER?featuring.... me dancing like an utter mongandalice looking outraged, tori smoking, becky being skinny, me lo...
Posted by on Fri, 21 Apr 2006 12:36:00 GMT

ROCKY HORROR

cos we're WICKED.
Posted by on Sun, 16 Apr 2006 11:52:00 GMT