Fear and Loathing - wirelessly - in Detroit. |
This weekend I did the unthinkable. No no no, my faithful followers, I did not fall off the wagon. In fact, I took the wagon in to have the snow tires removed and to have the summer drivin...
Posted by A Newticle Is An Artificial Dog Testicle on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 05:30:00 PST |
Cleaning out the closet. |
Sometimes the hardest lessons are solved with the simplest tasks. It has been three plus months completely sober and yet - for some unknown reason, perhaps laziness - I never commited to cl...
Posted by A Newticle Is An Artificial Dog Testicle on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 06:48:00 PST |
Go ahead, laugh. Newt's jumped off the deep end. |
Have you ever felt so uncomfortable that a drink took the edge off? Have you ever met up with a couple of friends, and felt this nervous anxiety that y...
Posted by A Newticle Is An Artificial Dog Testicle on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 06:31:00 PST |
Who Paged Me? |
If you are between the ages of, say, 23 and 32, chances are at some point in your life you owned a pager. And don't lie, because you know you did. When we were coming up, the pager was the...
Posted by A Newticle Is An Artificial Dog Testicle on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 06:15:00 PST |
RIP Ed Bradley |
You know you are getting old when you look forward to 60 minutes on the weekends.
60 minutes, perhaps a bit skewed to the left, probably. Good reporting, absolutely. Ed Bradley, bes...
Posted by A Newticle Is An Artificial Dog Testicle on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 10:55:00 PST |
Lost in Translation |
I am lost in translation.
This saturday, the wife and I did not have any plans. I worked on saturday and had a mild hangover from friday, and we decided to stay in, order a pizza&nbs...
Posted by A Newticle Is An Artificial Dog Testicle on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 11:37:00 PST |
VOTE! |
CLUNK! Did you hear that? Did you hear that un-godly sound? Shhhhh! Listen! Do you hear the battle horn? Do hear the drums in the background? Holy shit, I hea...
Posted by A Newticle Is An Artificial Dog Testicle on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 05:29:00 PST |
Moose Knuckle Shuffle |
I was sitting here pondering what to write for a new "blog". Blog, by the way, is a latent homosexual term, in my opinion. I would prefer, editorial, journal or the like, instead of blog.&...
Posted by A Newticle Is An Artificial Dog Testicle on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 06:02:00 PST |
Taco Slut |
I had another great experince today at taco bell I wanted to share with my fans of myspace. Poorly written first sentence, I know. Anywho, I am pulling into drive thru, half alseep, and no...
Posted by A Newticle Is An Artificial Dog Testicle on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 03:23:00 PST |
Monday Night Football! |
Are you ready for some football!!!!!!!! Fuck no! Can the producers of Monday Night Football leave the pregame to strictly football? I want to see steroid injections, cortazone s...
Posted by A Newticle Is An Artificial Dog Testicle on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 05:52:00 PST |
