Hey all, my name is Vinnie No Nuts. Mr. McVinoschitz if you're nasty. My girlfriend's name is Bella. She's a big girl but I like em big. I'm adopted. Which is actually a good thing cause I get lots of love and toys from my new parents. Bella is adopted too, I helped pick her out. I liked her right away and felt sad that someone had beat her before she got picked up and taken to the same shelter I had been dropped off at. I like to play a lot and give lots of love. And I love to lick people, some of them have a very nice flavor.