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Heather

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About Me

My name is Heather. I currently work full-time as a cell phone "technician" and am FINALLY back in school, going for my Bachelor's in IT/Visual Communication. When I'm not doing all that, I'm usually at the gym or catching up on fabulous TV shows and movies (so much better than a majority of people) or techie updates. I love the internet, technology, and all the advancements that have been made over the years, and hope that my degree will help me advance in that direction. I enjoy partaking in new gadgets, as anyone around me will know by my awesome cell phone and equally awesome MP3 player, both which I never leave home without. (Sadly, expenses tend to prohibit me from going all out on my technology-laced purchases.)
What else...I loathe religion and all the trouble it brings, hence why I am an athiest. It's so much easier not having to worry about being sent to hell or doing any wrong when you choose to not believe in any of that fairy-tale bullshit. ^_~ I tend to joke around a lot. I enjoy making others laugh, and I tend to find humor in a lot of things. Take this photo, for example:
HELLO?!?!?! Old! I don't hate ALL old people, but some of them are reeeeeeeeeaaaaaaally fucking irritating. Yeah, I tend to be very bitter as well, because optimism usually doesn't get me anywhere for long. Don't like it? Then fuck you.
And for no reason whatsoever, another amusing photo!
Gay! Yeah. Well...that's me! *poof*

My Interests

hanging out, going to concerts, going to the movies, electronics, video games, trying new things, mocking things relentlessly, quoting TV and movies, intelligent and meaningful conversations

I'd like to meet:

I'm usually busy or lazy, so I'd have to say anyone who isn't underage, a moron, ghetto, living far away, someone with no goals in life, or is just a deceitful lying using asshole. ^_~'

Music:

Within Temptation, Mindless Self Indulgence, Pendulum, DJ Baby Anne, System Of A Down, Muse...there's so much more, but I'm pretty much down with all kinds of music, from every decade and genre, mainstream, indie, corny, embarassing, etc.

Movies:

Transformers, Zeitgeist, Ichi the Kiler, Knocked Up, Idiocracy, Sin City, Carrie, The Pick of Destiny, Borat, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Saw, Anchorman, Napoleon Dynamite, Grandma's Boy, and so on and so on...

Television:

The Simpsons, Family Guy, Heroes, House, Weeds, Wonder Showzen, South Park, Drawn Together, Bleach, Dexter

Books:

The Claiming of Sleeping Beauty, Go Ask Alice, The Happy Hooker, 100 Strokes of the Brush Before Bed, Girl Interrupted, Memoirs of a Geisha, White Oleander, Kiss The Girls, Lasher

Heroes:

Those who are closest to me who have faced bullshit head-on and conquered it. People who haven't tried to take advantage of my good nature and are truly there for me.

My Blog

My Wife is the isssssshit.

It all started with... And then, via text, progressed to: Lauren: Ceiling boss is watching you calculate!Me: Ceiling surgeon is watching you lacerate! Lauren: Ceiling witch is watching you levitate! ...
Posted by Heather on Sun, 26 Aug 2007 10:13:00 PST

Fishy faces.

I had a decent birthday, as well as a funno day-after-birthday celebration. I wanna thank everyone who even WISHED me a happy birthday, and those who went out of their way to make it nice for me. It m...
Posted by Heather on Thu, 15 Jun 2006 05:11:00 PST