carlitros

-Carl,(pronounsed KAHRL)Two noteworthy bearers of the name were the German mathematician Carl Gauss, who made contributions to number theory and algebra as well as physics and astronomy, and the Swiss psychologist Carl Jung, who founded analytical psychology. He was born in the city of leeds in the early 80s before CDs and the internet. He was an average child who loved nothing more than playing with his toys. At an early age he descovered that older brothers aint too nice when he was violently pushed down the stairs whilst making pepe pee on his portable toilet, never has he recoverd from this experience and can no longer use a potty. since this moment carl and his brother never saw eye to eye and many a fued did spawn. At the tender age of ten Carl was struck down with the long sightedness disese and had to wear glasses. Since at the time timmy mallet was hot stuff Carl choose some rather fetching red numbers which he would later regret. Whilst studing at westfield junior school Carl descovered his passion for art and acting. He was cast as a major role in the schools rendition or the evacuese....this is also about the same time he started to take a shine to the ladies!! With golden locks and cuteness on his side he was soon courting. Never a keen sportsman Carl would instead play teenage mutant hero turtels in the play ground...his favourite was micolangalo...cowabuga. he would also take part in the odd game of bull dogs charge where is size and speed made him one of the greats. At high school Carls pasion for art grew whilst his passion for acting slowly dwindlled...yes he still enjoyed girls. He would get 50p a day from his loving mother which he would spend on battenberg cake. At twelve Carl heard something he had never heard before...the sweeet sweet sounds of Guns and Roses. this is where is passion for rock music began. At thirteen Carls top 5 bands where Guns and Roses, Nirvana, Dog eat Dog, Rage Against the Machine and the Redneks. During his last few years at high school Carl took up skateboarding. this is where his life style really turned round. every night (weather permitting), Carl and his friends would take to the streets on there wheelie boards and have a cracking good time. After High school carl went on to Art collage to study illistration. He met some wonderful people here including his best friend Andrew Parker. Carls first gig was Green Day. At the age of 15 Carl started working as a washer upper at the outside in. after a year he was promoted to grill chef. ..this is where his training started. Here Carl learnt alot about cooking and also about big angry chefs!!! At 18 Carl thought his mind could no longer learn from the great team and set off on a new adventure. Carl got his first tattoo at the age of 17. Carl ended up at citrus cafe where he soon became kitchen manager. He also bought himself a scooter. After a long year and a messy falling out carl fled citrus in search of new adventues. 4 months passed, Carl had found himself on the dole and also enjoyed frosty jacks. A rainbow shone down on Carl in the form of the foot and mouth disease and was soon workin as part of the admin team for DEFRA formaly MAFF. he enjoyed this job..well the people but after a year he found himself in the dole quee again, this time for 6 months. Carl would hear voices in his head from an unknown sorce"cook Carl, you must cook"...so he did just that. he landed a job at his favouite pub since he was 17 and was also reunited with his great friend andrew parker. what was ment to be a 2 week job soon turnned into a 3 year fun fest. it was hear where Carl perfected his dancing skills and could be found every wednesday on top of a pool table dancing to bonnie tyler. He also got the chance to DJ, which him and andrew did togeather and exceled. During the 3 years Carl got itchy feet and wanted to move on. the chance of a life time came up for Carl to move to Nottingham and become the kitchen Manager at the Newly refurbished Ropewalk pub. leaving his friends and family behind Carl took the plunge...he liked it! He was soon well known for his sunnday roasts like mother makes and was featured in a november 2005 issue of the evening post....9 months went past and Carl started to get itchy feet again. One night he was woken by a large thud!! he opened his eyes to see a figure before him! the figure spoke in an all too familar voice"open your own kitchen" Carl could not belive his eyes, he was staring at himself but a more sleaker model. it was Carlito!! Carl took the advice of Carlito and thus was born Carlitos Kitchen! Carlitos Kitchen can be found in the rather cool bar, the rescue rooms and serves food all night. Carls favourite singer is Phil Collins Carls Favourite radio station is radio 2 Carl likes tattoos Carls Favourite holiday was Barcelona Carls favourite chocy bar is the star bar Carl can poo kinder eggs Carl was never good at spelling.when everything gets too much i like to do this.....