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Artised

About Me

I am an artist and an educator. Art-is-ed(ucation). Get it? Somtimes Artiseddiemunster. Most recently Artisediesedgwick. I try to look like a cross between Edie and Jean Seberg in "Breathless," but I never succeed.I am an administrator, an employee, an employer, a Democrat, a Christian, an ex-wife, an ex-fiance, an ex-girlfriend, a daughter, a sister, a loyal friend, a social (and private) drinker, a musician, a cousin, a niece, and a Honda owner. Most of my friends are first-class artists and musicians, so most of the time I also feel like a poseur.Welcome to my freakin' page.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Anyone rich enough to endow the Community School of the Arts for life, so that I never have to fundraise again. Oh, and my man Sammy:

My Blog

Cheap hotel haiku

The Character from Macon is compiling an art book of haiku written about experiences in cheap and/or bad hotels. Below are my contributions. Feel free to add your own.Gunshots in play onCorner below...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Nov 2007 06:19:00 GMT

Centennial Hall, October 2007

The dream is always the same.A diverse group of artists with the same world view gather in an idyllic setting far from the madding crowd. They live, work, eat and sleep together - without ego, withou...
Posted by on Tue, 30 Oct 2007 08:51:00 GMT

Seriously, turn it off.

Why, why, oh why do you people pull your bigg-ass vehicles up next to the recyling dumpsters, unload your 8 storage bins of plasticpaperglass, and NEVER TURN OFF YOUR MOTORS?! What possible reason is...
Posted by on Sun, 21 Oct 2007 17:51:00 GMT

Apparently size DOES matter.

Irony-free advice from William J. Unroch, a 57-year-old NYC lawyer who runs a "modeling service" on the side."Q: I am dating a 32 year old exec with a 12" television should I be concerned?A: Perhaps. ...
Posted by on Fri, 19 Oct 2007 06:33:00 GMT

Nothin but a number

Jennifer Jason Leigh is 45. 45! Apparently when she made the Gen X thriller, "Single, White, Female," she was already in her 30s.I take great comfort and satisfaction in knowing that Kim Gordon will...
Posted by on Thu, 18 Oct 2007 20:06:00 GMT

Oreo Dessert Pizza

Really, Domino's? Really? That unholy mess looks like something a single, premenstral woman would make at 3 in the morning if the only things in her kitchen were frozen pizza dough, a handful of Ore...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 17:24:00 GMT