CHICKEN PARMESAN SAVED MY LIFE |
THANK YOU. ITS GOOD TO BE ALIVE TODAY. Posted by on Sun, 23 Dec 2007 08:28:00 GMT |
DEAR LOCAL JUDICIAL SYSTEM, ... |
FUCK YOU! UNTIDY GROUP OF FASCISTS! Posted by on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 12:26:00 GMT |
MY MOTHER READS MY BLOGS |
EVERYTHING I'VE EVER WRITTEN ABOUT MASTURBATION, SMOKING POT, HATING LIFE, GETTING LAID, EVERYTHING. SHE READS IT ALL. SHE'S PROBABALY READING THIS RIGHT NOW, BUT SHE HASNT FIGURED O... Posted by on Mon, 25 Dec 2006 10:20:00 GMT |
recently |
i've been stoned since monday night. it's not taking anything away. its not putting anything there. its wasteful. and somehow, i dont seem to mind. my apartment is trashe... Posted by on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 11:43:00 GMT |
unconditional love |
i'm dripping with the stink of it all over. i wish i could think of a johnny cash song to describe how i feel, but i can only think of very few things right now. i'm driving myself crazy.&... Posted by on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 11:24:00 GMT |
am i fucking crazy? |
what happens when every word you say or type, as heart felt and as sincere as it was before it left your lips, was only heard as being an attack? a direct assault towards someone you have no ani... Posted by on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 10:42:00 GMT |
MY FANS ARE THE BEST!!!!!!!!!! |
Debbie (Nai Nai)
Nov 24 2006 5:49A MMMMmMMmMMM... I'm up late eating leftovers (added an extra five lbs. I don't need) and I decided to check out pages. Well ... long story short, you had the ug... Posted by on Fri, 24 Nov 2006 06:25:00 GMT |
UPON REQUEST. A DIFFERENT DRINK WITH NO O.J. |
"THE MATILLAC"
get a big ol' glass
fill dat muh fuh wit ice
fill it a little over half with southern comfort
add a dash, (ok, a shot), of scotch
fill the rest of the way up with wild cherry pepsi
mix ... Posted by on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 19:33:00 GMT |
i just made a bomb ass fu fu drink |
full glass of ice
the rest of a bottle of hpnotiq
a shot or two of malibu
top it off with some tasty o.j.
and add a splash of grenadine down one side of the glass
I THINK I'LL CALL IT.... "A ROC... Posted by on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 14:36:00 GMT |
goodbye my old friend |
i'll miss you, old dog. you'll be in a better place with no stairs to hobble down and all the tennis balls you can catch. anyone reading this, say a prayer for my friend bret. today,... Posted by on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 12:03:00 GMT |