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About Me

I'm a Leo, and my moon is in Scorpio. I'm the most humble egomaniac on the planet. I'm optimistic to the maxx and emphatically fun-loving. I can be very sarcastic and a fantastically bitchy life-commentator, but the truth is I look for the good in everyone. I will always find you a silver lining. I have occasional slips into my own special brand of OCD. I'm the eternal hopeless romantic, which I'm very proud of.
My life is quite simply the pursuit of a good time, whatever it may be.
I'm a writer, and I'll be published eventually. Then Hollywood can make the movie from my bestseller (in theory, anyway).
I work as an Event Coordinator and jack-of-all trades for a web-based/catalog retailer that sells action figures and collectibles. There is never a dull moment at Entertainment Earth, be sure.
Some of my favorite dork-tastic things:
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Tyra Goes Apeshit For Vaseline
Ida Corr vs. Fedde Le Grand - "Let Me Think About It"
Office - "Oh My"
The "Welcome To My Home" Voiceover Parody
Another reason to love Los Angeles - The best web-comic ever:

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

- Goldie Hawn
- Blair Waldorf
- Kathy Griffin
- Debbie Harry
- Pete Yorn
- Walt Disney's frozen head
- Kermit the Frog
- The inventor of the Pan Pizza

My Blog

Lyrical Lexicon - "Out Of Control (State Of Emotion)"

Kenna"Out Of Control (State Of Emotion)"Make Sure They See My FaceAll this pressure's building upAnd there's a chance it's gonna explodeAnd I can't promise how when or where But I can tell you it'l...
Posted by on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 00:15:00 GMT

Just Another Day At The Office

Working in what most intelligent human beings would consider to be a ghetto, I've seen my share of unusual things on my way to the office. Cars with windshields bashed in, patient ID hospital bracelet...
Posted by on Thu, 29 Nov 2007 09:38:00 GMT

Lessons Learned - Gay Days @ Disneyland

1. During this event, plan on keeping a minimum safe distance from the "Hungry Bear" restuarant.2. Some of the biggest homos aren't wearing red.3. For West Hollywood-area Disney enthusiasts, expect yo...
Posted by on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 10:20:00 GMT

Lyrical Lexicon - "Come So Far (Got So Far To Go)"

Cast of HAIRSPRAY"Come So Far (Got So Far To Go)"HAIRSPRAYHey old friend, let's look backOn the crazy clothes we woreAin't it fun to look backAnd see that it's all been done beforeAll those nig...
Posted by on Fri, 05 Oct 2007 12:16:00 GMT

Lyrical Lexicon - "21 Things I Want In A Lover"

Alanis Morissette"21 Things I Want In A Lover"Under Rug Swept Do you derive joy when someone else succeeds? Do you not play dirty when engaged in competition? Do you have a big intellectual capacity,...
Posted by on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 15:55:00 GMT

Lessons Learned - Card Party @ The Factory

1. When at least 4 people scream your name in front of the bouncer, he won't ask to see your ID.2. A hug to a straight man should be of equal or greater value to a homo hug.3. Telling a gay man to "ge...
Posted by on Sat, 01 Sep 2007 11:28:00 GMT

Lessons Learned - Pool Party @ The Standard

1. When a limited-time open bar is involved, abandon all other conflicting plans - including eating.2. If you're laying out on the grass and the sprinklers turn on: Do NOT scream like a 12 year old gi...
Posted by on Sat, 07 Jul 2007 21:51:00 GMT

Lessons Learned - July 4th @ The Abbey

1. When a man doesn't respond to a gaggle of gays shouting "Raul!" half a dozen times, then it probably isn't his name. 2. Even during daylight hours and with a carnival theme, children under the age...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 09:35:00 GMT

RIP - Physical @ HERE Lounge

In MemoriumPhysical @ HERE LoungeNovember 15, 2006 - May 23, 2007It is with great sadness but little-to-no surprise that I must inform you of Physical's passing. It would appear that the beloved 80's ...
Posted by on Fri, 25 May 2007 13:50:00 GMT